I am running it now. It is still on Xfce 4.10. Not saying that it isn't possible to install though.

I downloaded the actual paper and discovered that the gerbil in question is Rhombomys opimus, more commonly known as the great gerbil.

Here is the Wikipedia page in case you want to learn more or see some pictures:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G...

Have you tried tasksel in Ubuntu? It won't setup your vituralhosts or Emacs CLI, but it does nearly everything else you mentioned.

It doesn't look like it. The article's source is a blog written in the first person. The blog is hosted on edsjunk.net which is registered to one Eddie Zarick.

Don't feel bad, Oprah missed it too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

I didn't find a copy and this article says it isn't available:
https://variety.com/2014/digit...

Did they finally fix exporting as ODF?

I lived in this area for about three months and made exactly one round trip on this section of freeway during rush hour. I don't use Waze, but on my way back, taking the route through the neighborhoods seemed obvious and probably saved me about an hour coming home.

There is even an section about this on his Wikipedia page:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B...

If the water jet is always present and not too warm, it could be used for cooling. Just put the computer in a waterproof aluminum box (maybe with fins?) and attach the hot parts of the computer to the box with heat pipes.

I have gotten over 5.4MB/s Internet throughput with 802.11g with an Intel wifi card and sitting right under a Cisco AP. I also routinely get over 120MB/s network thoughput over gigabit lan using Intel NICs. It is all about using the right hardware and the right drivers and making sure that everything is configured properly.

You can increase the cross sectional area of your bicycle by getting off and holding it horizontally. That should be enough to trip just about any sensor.