You're a delusional lying sack of fat.

Diet and exercise work to control weight in 100% of cases and there is no possibility of an exception to this happening in this universe under any conceivable set of circumstances.

If your diet failed it's because *you* failed to stick to it and make it a lifestyle change.

The globs of fat hanging off of you came from somewhere. It's called the law of conservation of mass/energy, and no you're fat ass does not violate it. If you really think it does write up your research and claim your Nobel prize.

Since you'll fail utterly at that, shut the fuck up with your idiotic lies you fat disgusting pig.

Look at the pathetic lazy fat fucks voting you flamebait.

They have to motivation to hate on the truth, but not enough to go for a walk or even put down a fork.

AC blatant marketroid troll at +5.

Truly sad to see this trash around here.

Anyone paid less than $100k/year will be forced to the fringes of the city,

I make that in Chicago. I interviewed with Amazon and was amazed at the rents for smaller places. You might want to revise that minimum up :-(

The unions in the US have way too much power,

Wow, thanks for demonstrating that you don't know a fucking thing about the topic.

Unions in the US have been almost entirely exterminated.

This is quite possibly the stupidest comment I have ever seen.

You're a delusional fucking moron.

Next time you see some one doing an up-skirt don't look away, look right at the person and make it clear you see him (or her) and do not approve.

I have a friend who used to do shit like that. Not like super duper creepy, but opportunistically.

We were all out at a bar one time and he's walking back to the table, sees this girl in a short skirt facing away from with at a "good" angle.

He starts lining up the shot and his girlfriend goes up to the girl and says, "Excuse me, there's some pervert over there trying to take a picture of your underwear".
The girl looks around sees him calls him a pervert and we all bust out laughing.

Don't fuck with Lisa. They've been married a long time now ;-)
 

Now, Dude...

You've been around these parts for some time and in my experience you always have something of value to add when you say something...

But

What the heck happened with your formatting there?

You left out the Z and the F.

Why aren't you taking the homeless guy home to crash on your couch you fucking hypocrite?

Given the fact that OP hasn't made his way in the world by asserting his moral supremacy he's not actually a hypocrite.

You, on the other hand are defending hypocrites. Kiddy fucking hypocrites.

Using multiple different meanings of the word "fuck". I'm not sure how "bareback" would work in some of the non-literal uses of "fuck".

Maybe "without a reach around"?

That just screams asshole in all contexts.

Yeah, hey, dealer...I was gonna pack another bowl...of that stuff...you hooked me up with.

Are you saying....wait back up a second...are you saying that's not the optimal approach to things?

Mind blown....I'm totally going to start showing up on your doorstep whenever I get high even though I didn't get it from you...just to run it by you...you'd totally like that, right?!?!

Unfortunately the money is with the corportists.The real energy though is with the tea party.

I find it bizarre that you don't understand that these are the same side.

The shrinking of the federal government the tea baggers keep pushing is only in those areas designed to reign in the corporatists.

The tea party is primarily funded by the corporatists for exactly this reason.

Are you honestly so out of touch that you don't grasp this?

Waist high snow *at least*.

I understand you have your commitments, but if you didn't, would it have been worthwhile given the difference in cost of living?

Do you not believe in it, or are you, as you stated, just skeptical? That would make you an agnostic. It's true that agnostics don't have a belief system, as by definition they don't know what to believe. Atheists are another matter.

So completely wrong and people are modding this insightful?!?

A skeptic and an agnostic are not the same thing.
An agnostic is not defined anything like "they don't know what to believe".

An agnostic is one who thinks that it is not possible to know whether or not there is a god.
A gnostic thinks that it is possible to know whether or not there is a god.
Gnosticism speaks to what can be known, it doesn't say anything about belief.

So if you think it's impossible to know whether or not god exists, but choose to believe that he does, then you are an agnostic theist.
If you think that it is possible to know that (whether or not you actually do know) and choose not to believe, then you are a gnostic atheist.

The other two combinations are left as an exercise for the reader which I would suggest you actually do since you are this badly informed on the topic

  "As a defense mechanism, they attempt insults or ridicule, rather than engage in reasonable debate."

That's known as projection on your part.