Yes, it could be very dangerous to their health - pushing an Almighty Janitor may be one of the stupidest suicide ideas ever.

Federal Corporative Custodian?
No, really, what possible valid explanation can they roll out? Maybe they fear that all these hotspots would shred America apart?

And what would you do without the whole branch of government?

Damn, it looked so much like some children song, that now I have theme from "Happy Tree Friends" stuck in my head, thank you very much.

You, sir, now just deeply offended all roaches in the world by comparing them to RIAA!

No, they're Oracle, so they've seen much more than anyone else. This is just some secret scheme. They distract us with strange stunts, like suing Google, while Sun accumulates enough heat to FRY THE WHOLE EARTH! Devious plan, it is.

Extra points for doing it with a plush penguin?

By the way, who/what will resemble Google's ChromeOS, when they'll launch it? "Colored pill" doesn't look good next to window/penguin/apple/imp. Hmm...

It's funny to see how with all this right-wing "holy war against terrorism", "sacred" and untouchable military-industrial complex (and corporations in general), and preference of blind fanaticism over a simple reason and logic, some parts of modern USA are already resemble "religious dictatorship". Of course, it's still far from some horrendous examples of past and present, but still... history and irony are good old friends, aren't they?

So THAT's why they've created these 6 DNSSec "Internet keys"! They plan to destroy all Internet and then recreate it again, pure and obedient, free from uncontrollable flaws! And at some point there will be this guy, who'll discover that they did it five times already... oh, wait, wrong storyline.

Well, then you'll probably won't like Buddhism as a religion. With all their reincarnation thing you can't possibly escape those horrendous butt plugs.

On the other hand, as a Buddhist you'll probably just accept it calmly, knowing it's all is just some sort of a karmic lesson or something. Anyway, I'm personally waiting for 2012. It seems that Mayans were smart enough to end their civilization well before today.

+6 Hilarious, man :)

Well, it seems that there's more than one man with such issues here - look at comments above. I don't even know is it troubling or relaxing - knowing that most of these people are just harmless geeks in this "cold, brutal and cruel" life )

Look, how many "real men" shows their knowledge of "real world" in comments above. Interesting thing is that several real war-veterans I've encountered in my life weren't afraid to show how much they enjoyed simple pleasures of life. War, murder, gore - it's really a small part of our life, and men who really faced them are always trying to walk away from them into the "normal life". Otherwise they'll just become broken or completely crazy men - and they feel it always. So, any person claiming it's knowledge of "real face of life" (and assuming it's just pure terror and gore) is just showing his complete lack of real experience... or some troubling psychical "quirks".

Yeah, GP should have been moderated "Insightful", not "Informative", right?

There is a much easier way - every human being has an extremely dangerous trait called 'imagination', or something like that. Of course, since corporate lawyers and mafiaas-caps are clearly not 'human beings', they view this trait only in negative way, unable to comprehend it's usefulness. So, they'll just charge every one of us for a capability to replay any melody we've heard in our life any time we want in our imagination. A logical step after charging additional fees for blank DVD-s and flash-drives, is it not?