While it is true that desktops and laptops need more than 2GBs of RAM to even run an OS such as Windows. The iPad can get away with 512MB of RAM is due to the fact that the OS and the apps aren't as big as Windows or Windows programs. 512MBs is alot of RAM considering what the iPad is and what it can do.

Don't forget to tell them about the Twinkie.

Funny, I thought the sun was a giant ball of burning gas.

So, when you mention people in black suits, I take it you already have met Apple's "gardeners"?

Not only that, but it can see Uranus too

That Voyager 1 broke wind.

They are not bugs, they are undocumented features!

Where is the 1.21 Gigawatts option?

News like this is certainly Ohm-nious.

Next, on TSA Security Theater we have the story of the man who manages to bring 12 inch razor blades through security checks. Coming up... Savage Blades.

More like: "New virus replaces DNA in sperm with Bill Clinton's"

Now that is code injection.

Hey, all you have to do is call cousin Vinnie and say that I am weak and you will get that power plant for free.

Aren't electric sheep the objects androids dream about?

I thought Poseidon was the name of a cruise ship

Make that 640k atoms