I read it online someplace, so I know it is true (because it came from some online faggot such as yourself), that over 80% on the people on fagbook are in fact under the age of 13. Naturally it follows that the only reason anyone would be a part of fagbook is because they are trying to 'pick up' online boys and girls who populate this haven of faggotry.

It is completely unnatural that any adult would ever talk to, or say anything to anyone under the age of 18. The only proper response to meeting a kid is to say 'Get the fuck away from me! I am no pedo'. This applies online and in real life. If you fail to follow these sensical precautions, you deserve to be locked away for a long period of time. Missouri is just trying to shut down this potential vector for pedophilia. Naturally I am all for it. I am also for banning fagbook for everyone, not just teachers, over the age of 18. This only precaution only applies in the United States of America. Other countries actually allow dad's to change diapers w/o being arrested. What a bunch of faggots.

Actually faggotry has nothing to do with homosexuality. It does have everything to do with this board. I just called everyone on this board a faggot. Does that mean that I really believe everyone reading this message really likes sucking bags of dicks? Hell no. Languages change. If enough people misuse a word long enough the meaning of the word changes. The term Fag used to mean a bundle of sticks. Then it referred to the people who carry those sticks. Then it refereed to homo's ( not that there is anything wrong with that today). In parts of the world it refers to a cigarettes. Today it means YOU, because you are a faggot. Deal with it.

A faggot is someone who is a parasite on society. Gangstars and politicians are some of the biggest faggots around. Of coarse everyone is someonewhat a faggot (unless you a Chuck Norris, Ronnie Coleman, or Jesus Christ). Because everyone falls short of perfection somewhat.

That means I am a faggot, and YOU are definately a faggot.

Really I just like calling people faggot, and listen to myself type. Thanks for reading faggot.

Comedian on being a fag

No some people don't really care if they are known or not. They regard the ./ community as a huge army of mindless marching morons, spreading the cause of global warming, advanced faggotry, and gun control to the far reaches of the universe. To them your opinion really doesn't matter, and they are more that happy to insult you using their real fake online 'super secret' handles. This is only slash-dot, and who really gives a fuck.

I used to try and have reasonable discussions, but that didn't work, so now I just use my time to call you all a bunch of faggots. It is therapeutic.

-Ohh. Yea; I almost forgot. You are a fag!

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If you are reading this post, you are a faggot.

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No it sucks to be me. I try not to look in the mirror, because I get violently sick when I do. I am a faggot. I know. There is probably no hope for me, but I would pray that you send some of your benevolent light my way. That is the only hope for my fagginess.

As for assumptions about the rest of you, I assume you are perfect, and that I am the only fag here. It is the only thing I can think of the explain your better than me attitude, which I assume is 100% legitimate.

-Fuck me with a set of rotting bananas.

This is a tautology if I have ever seen one. Actually magnetism is a relativistic effect of electrostatics. Billions and billions of electrons traveling along a wire with a net current experience a lorentz contraction. The contraction is small, but because there are billions and billions of them, the effect adds up. Hence it appears as if the electron density in the wire has increased for someone at rest. Hence an excess of electrons repels or attracts an object with a an excess or neutral density of electrons.
Link to website run by someone smarter than me

You have just proved my point.

Absolutely. It is my opinion that people here take the word of 'scientist' with too much authority, and never really question what they are saying, much less bother to understand what they are saying. The ./ user feels that "Science is Science and is always right, if you disagree you are a fag." In this sense it is analogous to a dogma.

I was debating an avowed atheist a few years ago. He claimed that scientist could see electrons. It didn't matter that electrons are point charges, and the wavelength of visible light is much much larger than the diameter of an electron. Apparently 'Scientist' have amazing eyes that work on principals that can only be described as godlike. If he would have said that electrons are a logical construct based on best available evidence, I would have agreed with him. But he really believes that scientist can see electrons. He also feels smug and superior to anyone who does not believe in 'science'.

Religion isn't the enemy of science. Science isn't the enemy of religion. Both try to explain the world. Religious people just see the universe as a majestic creation deserving awe, wonder and further study.

I just take fault with people on both sides to whom the universe is a closed book.

When I was a youngster the moon was 4.567 billion years old. (Scientists said it therefore it is true). Today the moon is only 4.36 billion years old. (again science). Therefore the solar system is traveling backward in time. It also means that I am -207 million years young. (appologies to Erdos.)

If we define religion as the belief in an omnipotent entity / entities that can never be wrong, and whose smallest whim is the absolute word of law, then scientist would fit into this category. At least here on slashdot; To question a 'scientist' is heresy. It does not matter that the average ./ is an has a very very basic understanding of what real science is, and can not follow the logic that real scientist used to make their predictions. All the slashdot user knows is that a 'scientist' said it, therefore it must be true. You can turn off your brain, and listen to the scientists. They know what is going on. Always have always will. How do magnets work. They work with science. How does gravity work. Science. Why does the sun work. Because of Science. There is no difference between an unfounded belief in religion and an unfounded belief in science. Scientists are great! Slashdot users who push the 'I believe button' whenever a scientist says something without thinking are not.

-The only thing more evil then the will to power is the will to obey.
-Some dead guy who is old and smelly, and therefore a faggot.

The liberal / conservative dialectic is a myth created by the moon men to create fear and disharmony on earth. As long as the enlightened Liberals are busy defending a society that wants to keep women subservient to men, while the conservatives want to wage a war against a society that is essentially about 'old fashioned family values' and religious conservatism, humans will never get their act enough together to destroy the real enemy; the people on the frickin moon.

It is an old fashioned ploy. Divide and Conquer. Unfortunately it is working. While we kill each other down here. The faggots on the moon are all laughing at us.

-If I kill a (Nigger | Spic | Jew | Arab | Bitch | Guido), and paint a swastika on my forehead, I will go to jail. Someone will be dead, and the media will be profiting all the way to the bank. If I am black and kill a black person. The media doesn't give a fuck. If I am black and kill a white person, the media will spread racial fear and disharmony. Someone will go to jail, someone will be dead and the media will be profiting all the way to the bank.

How long are we going to let the moon fuck with us and destroy our astronomical observations. The fucking thing is always shining on things and causing people to go crazy. I think we as humanity should endeavor to destroy the moon. We should not do this because it is easy, but because it is hard. Rather than worrying about all these faggety ass wars against our fellow humans, we should endeavor to destroy the real enemy of mankind. THE MOON!. We can send rocket ships powered by nuclear reactors carrying quark bombs, and lay siege to the fucker.

And then we can go after the fucking sun. Think how much further our telescopes would be able to see if they did not have to worry about the sun blinding all the sensors.

-I am just too stupid to know how dumb I truly am.

This will allow the U.S. government to protect it's citizens from terrorist who want to take away the freedom that exists in the USA. My only question is, how do I find out if I am on the watch list. It makes sense to know beforehand, that way I know if I am going to be seized (for my own benefit) at any of the thoroughfares of transportation, such as airports and public highways. See, I do not know if I am a criminal or not. Apparently this information is classified for my own benefit. I don't think I am going to blow up any buildings, but you never know. Thoughts are so unreliable these days. It is up to the court system / secret tribunal to decide guilt or innocence after all. Maybe I was thinking impure thoughts, and need to be rounded up.

In the mean time, I hear that the USA is winning the war against the Islamic Fascists. Or is it that we are winning the war against communism. I am not sure anymore. I seem to remember a time when the Taliban was good, and the Soviet Union was bad. But then again. See my memory is unreliable. In the mean time the Ministry of Plenty has just released a press release saying that the Chocolate ration is going to be increased to 20g. Also There is always plenty of cheap Victory Gin / Prozac celebrate with. It is a brave new world after all.

The only question I have is what do you do when your God says your God is wrong. I know, rather that actually looking at data critically next time, the enlightened ones will continue to accept the next bullshit 'scientific study' that is trumpeted by the 7 pm media as an absolute fact because it has the word 'science' behind it. They will all the while they laugh at people who believe the world was created in 6 days.

*** This just in. A landmark scientific study conducted at Harvard over a 10 year period of time and at a cost of 20 million USD has concluded that drinking 4L of Pepsi daily may be detrimental to your health.

When will ./ faggotry end. I predict that ./ will continue to be populated by faggots until greenhouse gases warm the planet by 20 degrees, and dinosaurs come back to the planet.

I agree with 90% of what you say, especially about the Gang-stars that are taking over the country. However, I would like you to consider the possibility that perhaps when the patriarchs of the major religions got together and came up with let's call it a 'fiction', they were not doing it to spread violence and hatred throughout the world. They were doing it because they saw there WAS violence and hatred in the world, and they felt that by creating a being let's call him God, who would always be watching you, know what was in your heart, and hold you accountable for your actions even when nobody in the entire world was watching you, they could create a better world. And it arguable somewhat worked. Religion has done a lot of good in the world. When religion does work it organizes people along a shared set of beliefs and goals. Israel is arguably at war with Palestine, and every other semitic peoples other than Jews, but they are not at war with themselves. Jews share a common heritage and set of traditions that has allowed them to identify themselves and maintain their identity for 2000 years despite attempted genocide. Victory for religion. Christianity when it was practiced in Europe created some of the greatest art and monuments of mankind. Victory for Religion. Islam during it's heyday created the most advanced civilization on the planet. The Taliban was able to keep people from growing dope in Afganistan during it's heyday. Victory for religion. It could be argued that the pyramids were a religious monument. Victory for religion.

The problem is that despite their best efforts the patriarchs (of the major religions) were not able to change human nature. Over time their ideals and vision became corrupted, and religion became the reason for wars. My point is that even if there were not religion people would still find a reason to kill each other. Rather than kicking someone out of ones home and off of the family farm because they are not 'Jewish', they would be kicking someone off the farm because they had the wrong color skin, or the wrong types of shoes, or just because they weren't in the cool club. Violence and hatred are not the sole domain of organized religion. So what do you do when the secular world has become corrupted, witness the thugs in blue as you call them, and the Gang-stars making a living on the meth highway? I would argue that it is a time for a new religion. The religion should be inclusive, and create a brotherhood for mutual support, call for abstinence from alcohol and tobacco, and encourage scientific progress and the pursuit of knowledge. The religion would be a force for good until it too became corrupted, and then it would be time to toss it out and start a brand new one. I just do not see that the secular world based on unchecked greed being able to create a sustainable society. Some people are able to do the right thing because it is the right thing to do. Those are the blessed. Others need to have a firm belief of a vengeful God that will wipe their ass all over hell if they screw up.

That is just my 2 pennies.

You seem like a reasonable person, and I understand how you could hate religion, and call it a joke. I just don't see any alternative. What would be your alternative?

ok your fly is down

You guys do not exist. I can find no contemporary peer reviewed journal cross referenced to definitive findings by contemporary experts saying that either all or any of you actually exist or existed at this time or any other. I will attribute all you 'sage' words as just a statistical anomaly caused by cosmic rays, and further proof that slashdot needs to invest in ECC ram on all their servers.

-The great thing about ./ is that 90% of people here (including me) are full of shit 110% of the time.
-There are only 3 people in the world who are not faggots, Jesus Christ, Ronnie Coleman, and Chuck Norris. If you are not one of those people, guess what...
-I dont' no how 2 do sigs.