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Journal Journal: My secret personal thoughts... 55

Nothing silly and nothing sexy this week. I've been on vacation for the last week or so, and haven't been anywhere near a computer. It gave me a lot of time to think.

I'm going to post some of those private (but probably boring and definitely depressing) thoughts in here, because I want to talk about them, but I'd rather not complicate my real life by talking about them to people I know (that's a long sentence). That's enough introduction... here's my thoughts.

I'm too old for existential angst. I feel very very small. I remember the first time I realized how unimaginably short my life was. Manimal was on TV, and I was sitting at the kitchen table making Christmas decorations with my Mom. For some reason, I started thinking about the length of eternity, and it made me feel so small. It felt similar to the feeling you get when you go to the base of a 100-story building and look straight up at it. I felt dizzy gazing into the face of forever.

After 20 years, that dizzying feeling is back. I know what sparked its return. It's really really stupid. It's movies. Well, it's not just movies, but partly movies. If you take movies like The Matrix, Thirteenth Floor, A.I., etc. for more than just entertainment value, and you really really think about their underlying themes, you may start to question your existence. For most of you, this questioning will probably be a short exercise, because your brain has already traveled these pathways before, and it just lead to an un-pragmatic dead-end. But if the conditions are just right, you might start reconsidering those dead-ends.

Now, when I look at my cat, I see a 3-dimensional representation of my cat constructed with trillions of atoms. Sometimes I just see meowing meat. Other times I look at my cat and see the deaths of the millions of cats that have died in the past. Then I think about the billions of trillions of thinking breathing animals that have ever lived and then died. Most of those animals died alone.

I look at myself in the mirror and I make wild unpredictable facial expressions just to make sure I'm really in control of this body. Deeply into my eyes, I gaze into my soul, and there is no infinity. Nothing special is looking back. I carefully raise my awareness level a few extra notches and gaze further into my eyes. Nothing. The extra-awareness is difficult to sustain, and yields nothing new, so I fall back into my comfortable level of awareness.

Late at night, I shake. It's only happened a few times. At first I thought I was having a medical problem. Maybe blood sugar, an early onset of Parkinson's, or something else strange. After a medical checkup, I'm pretty sure it's not medical, I think it's in my brain. Late at night, I stare at a picture on my wall, and I start to see the huge strips of empty space in between the protons and electrons, and then I feel my legs quiver. Walking around afterwards, I try to forget, and then I sleep on the couch.

If I were a teenager, I suppose I would start wearing all black, dye my hair green, and date dangerous men. I'm too old for this shit.

User Journal

Journal Journal: Eating erect prayers. 18

The latest links are at the top, and the practical question of the week is at the bottom.
  • ============================================
  • Eating - A message from the American Dairy Association.
  • erect - I will have good luck for two years.
  • prayers. - Bow down.
  • ============================================
  • Multiple - She has extra.
  • lingo - A lingo ate your baby.
  • rider. - Nobody ever forgets.
  • ============================================
  • Painted - *original link broke...*
  • clothes - Always wear clean underwear.
  • baskets. - *original link broke...*
  • ============================================
  • Slashdot - Who are those people?
  • sandwich - How does this story end?
  • dictionary. - Quantity does not equal quality.
  • ============================================
  • An asian - Wu!
  • cooking - Reason #1092 I am a vegetarian.
  • an umbrella. - Usually circular canopy mounted on a central rod.
  • ============================================
  • Love - Love means not smiling.
  • red - Poussin nu chaud entouré dans le rouge.
  • gently. - Some worthwhile flash that was new to me.
  • ============================================
  • Natural - Absolutely no enhancements.
  • itchy - Hello doctor? I need an antihistamine.
  • dreams. - For more dreams like these, please insert 25 cents.
  • ============================================
  • Suicide, - What modesty committed.
  • sex, - Age, Blank, Location?
  • and pennies. - They should convert that to dinars.
  • ============================================

There was lots of different answers to my refrigeration question last week. Practically speaking, and from the answers given, I think my best bet is to completely fill any open space in my fridge with drinks.

New question: If I shake up a can of Pepsi, and then let it sit for a week, and then open it, will the taste be altered? Will the Pepsi taste as if I didn't shake it at all?

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Multiple lingo rider. 15

The latest links are at the top, and the practical question of the week is at the bottom.
  • ============================================
  • Multiple - She has extra.
  • lingo - A lingo ate your baby.
  • rider. - Nobody ever forgets.
  • ============================================
  • Painted - *original link broke...*
  • clothes - Always wear clean underwear.
  • baskets. - *original link broke...*
  • ============================================
  • Slashdot - Who are those people?
  • sandwich - How does this story end?
  • dictionary. - Quantity does not equal quality.
  • ============================================
  • An asian - Wu!
  • cooking - Reason #1092 I am a vegetarian.
  • an umbrella. - Usually circular canopy mounted on a central rod.
  • ============================================
  • Love - Love means not smiling.
  • red - Poussin nu chaud entouré dans le rouge.
  • gently. - Some worthwhile flash that was new to me.
  • ============================================
  • Natural - Absolutely no enhancements.
  • itchy - Hello doctor? I need an antihistamine.
  • dreams. - For more dreams like these, please insert 25 cents.
  • ============================================
  • Suicide, - What modesty committed.
  • sex, - Age, Blank, Location?
  • and pennies. - They should convert that to dinars.
  • ============================================

Good bridge answers from last week ;-). Most of the answers were "thinking out of the box" type answers, like blowing up the bridge, waiting for the Earth to turn (which doesn't fit the question's criteria), etc. The best answer given was here (not that I understand it ;-)). Congrats! You get 5 points!

New question... Which of these (if any) will save me the most electricity in the long run? Note that the fridge is never turned off, and never fails, etc. And also note that "every open space" only means the normal parts of the fridge that are filled with food ;-).

  1. Filling every open space in my fridge with buckets of water.
  2. Filling every open space in my fridge with paper.
  3. Filling every open space in my fridge with broken glass.
  4. Filling every open space in my fridge with cotton.
  5. Completely emptying my fridge.

From bridges to fridges in one week's time!

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Painted clothes baskets. 14

The latest links are at the top, and the strange question of the week is at the bottom.

Oops. Painted and baskets are already broken. Check out the link's parent site for some good quality pics .

  • ============================================
  • Painted - Friends paint each other's crotches.
  • clothes - Always wear clean underwear.
  • baskets. - Assketball. Nothing but net. Skins vs. Skins. Must stop punning, now.
  • ============================================
  • Slashdot - Who are those people?
  • sandwich - How does this story end?
  • dictionary. - Quantity does not equal quality.
  • ============================================
  • An asian - Wu!
  • cooking - Reason #1092 I am a vegetarian.
  • an umbrella. - Usually circular canopy mounted on a central rod.
  • ============================================
  • Love - Love means not smiling.
  • red - Poussin nu chaud entouré dans le rouge.
  • gently. - Some worthwhile flash that was new to me.
  • ============================================
  • Natural - Absolutely no enhancements.
  • itchy - Hello doctor? I need an antihistamine.
  • dreams. - For more dreams like these, please insert 25 cents.
  • ============================================
  • Suicide, - What modesty committed.
  • sex, - Age, Blank, Location?
  • and pennies. - They should convert that to dinars.
  • ============================================

What is the most efficient way to move the entire Golden Gate Bridge 17 inches to the left (in relation to its surroundings)? You can also choose to move it to the right if that makes it easier. This is not a trick question.

--gal

Puzzle Games (Games)

Journal Journal: Slashdot sandwich dictionary. 8

The latest links are at the top, and an unrelated message is at the bottom ;-).
  • ============================================
  • Slashdot - Who are those people?
  • sandwich - How does this story end?
  • dictionary. - Quantity does not equal quality.
  • ============================================
  • An asian - Wu!
  • cooking - Reason #1092 I am a vegetarian.
  • an umbrella. - Usually circular canopy mounted on a central rod.
  • ============================================
  • Love - Love means not smiling.
  • red - Poussin nu chaud entouré dans le rouge.
  • gently. - Some worthwhile flash that was new to me.
  • ============================================
  • Natural - Absolutely no enhancements.
  • itchy - Hello doctor? I need an antihistamine.
  • dreams. - For more dreams like these, please insert 25 cents.
  • ============================================
  • Suicide, - What modesty committed.
  • sex, - Age, Blank, Location?
  • and pennies. - They should convert that to dinars.
  • ============================================

Not much new porn this time - go and complain in the journal entry from hell.

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: An asian cooking an umbrella. 27

The latest links are at the top, and an unrelated question is at the bottom ;-).
  • ============================================
  • An asian - Wu!
  • cooking - Reason #1092 I am a vegetarian.
  • an umbrella. - Usually circular canopy mounted on a central rod.
  • ============================================
  • Love - Love means not smiling.
  • red - Poussin nu chaud entouré dans le rouge.
  • gently. - Some worthwhile flash that was new to me.
  • ============================================
  • Natural - Absolutely no enhancements.
  • itchy - Hello doctor? I need an antihistamine.
  • dreams. - For more dreams like these, please insert 25 cents.
  • ============================================
  • Suicide, - What modesty committed.
  • sex, - Age, Blank, Location?
  • and pennies. - They should convert that to dinars.
  • ============================================

Here is today's "unrelated to porn" question!

If a surgeon carefully plucked out a human's eyeballs, turned them 180 degrees clockwise, and then stuck them back into the patient's eye sockets, what would happen? Would the patient wake up and see everything turned upside down?

Your thoughts ;-) ?

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Love red gently. 8

The latest links are at the top ;-).
  • ============================================
  • Love - Love means not smiling.
  • red - Poussin nu chaud entouré dans le rouge.
  • gently. - Some worthwhile flash that was new to me.
  • ============================================
  • Natural - Absolutely no enhancements.
  • itchy - Hello doctor? I need an antihistamine.
  • dreams. - For more dreams like these, please insert 25 cents.
  • ============================================
  • Suicide, - What modesty committed.
  • sex, - Age, Blank, Location?
  • and pennies. - They should convert that to dinars.
  • ============================================

A question from klparrot:

I added you as a friend because I liked your comments, not because I bought in to the fan-whoring thing. Does your return mean that we'll see posts from you in /. articles again? Or are you only gracing us with journal entries once in a while?

Hi klparrot ;-). It was a lot of fun giving my opinion on nearly every single slashdot news-story, but it was also quite time consuming. I'll keep making comments here and in user journals, but you probably won't see many of my comments in /. articles.

--gal

The Matrix

Journal Journal: Natural itchy dreams. 24

  • ============================================
  • Natural - Absolutely no enhancements.
  • itchy - Hello doctor? I need an antihistamine.
  • dreams. - For more dreams like these, please insert 25 cents.
  • ============================================
  • Suicide, - What modesty committed.
  • sex, - Age, Blank, Location?
  • and pennies. - They should convert that to dinars.
  • ============================================

My fan-whoring days are over, but I may post a few links every now and then ;-).

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: while (true) { last if $lastpost; } 61

The End:

It's time to move on. This Slashdot userid was a welcome distraction from some recent less than desirable events in my real life. Things are looking better, now. I wish my fans, freaks, and persistent trolls a happy tomorrow.

What Started It All:

Suicide, sex and pennies.

The Final Fan Tally:

1511) $$$$$exyGal
1226) CleverNickName
1209) CmdrTaco
837) Bruce Perens
763) John Carmack
539) ekrout
465) FortKnox
368) hemos
313) SlashChick

*sappy music ends, now*

Ok, now who wants to get wasted ? (Stay in school, kids).

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Lego peach lips are blogging. 9

All of the links below have been carefully selected for all of my slashdot fans. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy? ;-)

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

  • lego - the Lego company is gonna be pissed
  • peach - this never happens in real life
  • lips - how do they get their lips so pouty?
  • are blogging. - Wil Wheaton always wins everything

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------
  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
  • -------------------------------------------
  • goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
  • name - they ignore $'s
  • use - good posing
  • is blocked. - censorship
  • -------------------------------------------
  • tie up - they are close
  • invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
  • clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
  • -------------------------------------------
  • painted - more paint
  • vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
  • cartoon - bouncie
  • mammaries. - milk me
  • -------------------------------------------
  • cold - goose bumps all over
  • oiled - very well lubricated
  • and close up. - zoom
  • -------------------------------------------
  • launder - washer #14
  • pants - somebody lost her pants
  • in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
  • -------------------------------------------
  • note: - she loves me
  • grapes - hungry?
  • are thirsty. - thirsty?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • spring - take a break
  • cops - on the beat
  • frenching. - old french people
  • -------------------------------------------
  • blow - is that real?
  • real - sounds like an onion article
  • hard, - flexible dude
  • Dracula. - bite me
  • -------------------------------------------
  • bad - who will discipline these girls?
  • unix - any Windows girls?
  • chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things
  • -------------------------------------------
  • spectacular, - this is a Seinfeld reference
  • 1000's - you could get lost here for a long time
  • are distorted. - super-duper skinny, and more (thanks to Nef)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • freakish - pics are bizarre (thanks to DarklordJonnyDigital)
  • hacker chicks - where are the hacking chicks?
  • showering - she normally showers naked, but not for you
  • tennis - this is what you would expect
  • -------------------------------------------
  • lighting - interesting use of light (thanks to yarbo)
  • guide - meet some girls. do it!
  • to wallpaper - i don't like the wallpaper
  • butts. - gaze, look, and stare at the butts.
  • -------------------------------------------
  • nice day - nicer days for all (thanks to puck01)
  • for mosaicked - big boobies from tiny boobies (thanks to Zerelli)
  • freckles. - see the freckles?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • clean shaven - shaving everyday will increase your lifespan
  • latex - the department of home security approves
  • chair. - one chair (thanks to an Anonymous Coward)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • ouch! - now that is an exhibitionist
  • renting - small boobs available
  • eden - I see Eve. Do you see Adam?
  • is scandalous. - they aren't ashamed
  • -------------------------------------------
  • lego - the Lego company is gonna be pissed
  • peach - this never happens in real life
  • lips - how do they get their lips so pouty?
  • are blogging. - Wil Wheaton always wins everything
  • -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1481) $$$$$exyGal (+13)
1223) CleverNickName (+1)
1206) CmdrTaco (+2)
836) Bruce Perens (+7)
761) John Carmack (+1)
540) ekrout (-1)
464) FortKnox (+1)
367) hemos (+0)
311) SlashChick (+1)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

Yes. I'm a girl. Jeesh.

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Ouch! Renting Eden is scandalous. 1

All of the links below have been carefully selected for all of my slashdot fans. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy? ;-)

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------
  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
  • -------------------------------------------
  • goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
  • name - they ignore $'s
  • use - good posing
  • is blocked. - censorship
  • -------------------------------------------
  • tie up - they are close
  • invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
  • clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
  • -------------------------------------------
  • painted - more paint
  • vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
  • cartoon - bouncie
  • mammaries. - milk me
  • -------------------------------------------
  • cold - goose bumps all over
  • oiled - very well lubricated
  • and close up. - zoom
  • -------------------------------------------
  • launder - washer #14
  • pants - somebody lost her pants
  • in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
  • -------------------------------------------
  • note: - she loves me
  • grapes - hungry?
  • are thirsty. - thirsty?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • spring - take a break
  • cops - on the beat
  • frenching. - old french people
  • -------------------------------------------
  • blow - is that real?
  • real - sounds like an onion article
  • hard, - flexible dude
  • Dracula. - bite me
  • -------------------------------------------
  • bad - who will discipline these girls?
  • unix - any Windows girls?
  • chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things
  • -------------------------------------------
  • spectacular, - this is a Seinfeld reference
  • 1000's - you could get lost here for a long time
  • are distorted. - super-duper skinny, and more (thanks to Nef)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • freakish - pics are bizarre (thanks to DarklordJonnyDigital)
  • hacker chicks - where are the hacking chicks?
  • showering - she normally showers naked, but not for you
  • tennis - this is what you would expect
  • -------------------------------------------
  • lighting - interesting use of light (thanks to yarbo)
  • guide - meet some girls. do it!
  • to wallpaper - i don't like the wallpaper
  • butts. - gaze, look, and stare at the butts.
  • -------------------------------------------
  • nice day - nicer days for all (thanks to puck01)
  • for mosaicked - big boobies from tiny boobies (thanks to Zerelli)
  • freckles. - see the freckles?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • clean shaven - shaving everyday will increase your lifespan
  • latex - the department of home security approves
  • chair. - one chair (thanks to an Anonymous Coward)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • ouch! - now that is an exhibitionist
  • renting - small boobs available
  • eden - I see Eve. Do you see Adam?
  • is scandalous. - they aren't ashamed
  • -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1468) $$$$$exyGal (+66)
1222) CleverNickName (+4)
1204) CmdrTaco (+1)
829) Bruce Perens (+6)
760) John Carmack (+3)
541) ekrout (-1)
463) FortKnox (+1)
367) hemos (+2)
310) SlashChick (+0)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

Yes. I'm a girl. Jeesh.

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Clean shaven latex chair. 19

All of the links below have been carefully selected for all of my slashdot fans. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy? ;-)

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------
  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
  • -------------------------------------------
  • goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
  • name - they ignore $'s
  • use - good posing
  • is blocked. - censorship
  • -------------------------------------------
  • tie up - they are close
  • invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
  • clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
  • -------------------------------------------
  • painted - more paint
  • vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
  • cartoon - bouncie
  • mammaries. - milk me
  • -------------------------------------------
  • cold - goose bumps all over
  • oiled - very well lubricated
  • and close up. - zoom
  • -------------------------------------------
  • launder - washer #14
  • pants - somebody lost her pants
  • in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
  • -------------------------------------------
  • note: - she loves me
  • grapes - hungry?
  • are thirsty. - thirsty?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • spring - take a break
  • cops - on the beat
  • frenching. - old french people
  • -------------------------------------------
  • blow - is that real?
  • real - sounds like an onion article
  • hard, - flexible dude
  • Dracula. - bite me
  • -------------------------------------------
  • bad - who will discipline these girls?
  • unix - any Windows girls?
  • chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things
  • -------------------------------------------
  • spectacular, - this is a Seinfeld reference
  • 1000's - you could get lost here for a long time
  • are distorted. - super-duper skinny, and more (thanks to Nef)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • freakish - pics are bizarre (thanks to DarklordJonnyDigital)
  • hacker chicks - where are the hacking chicks?
  • showering - she normally showers naked, but not for you
  • tennis - this is what you would expect
  • -------------------------------------------
  • lighting - interesting use of light (thanks to yarbo)
  • guide - meet some girls. do it!
  • to wallpaper - i don't like the wallpaper
  • butts. - gaze, look, and stare at the butts.
  • -------------------------------------------
  • nice day - nicer days for all (thanks to puck01)
  • for mosaicked - big boobies from tiny boobies (thanks to Zerelli)
  • freckles. - see the freckles?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • clean shaven - shaving everyday will increase your lifespan
  • latex - the department of home security approves
  • chair. - one chair (thanks to an Anonymous Coward)
  • -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1402) $$$$$exyGal (+74)
1218) CleverNickName (+11)
1203) CmdrTaco (+75)
823) Bruce Perens (+97)
757) John Carmack (+4)
542) ekrout (-3)
462) FortKnox (+0)
365) hemos (+8)
310) SlashChick (+2)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

Yes. I'm a girl. Jeesh.

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Nice day for mosaicked freckles. 47

All of the links below have been carefully selected for all of my slashdot fans. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy? ;-)

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------
  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
  • -------------------------------------------
  • goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
  • name - they ignore $'s
  • use - good posing
  • is blocked. - censorship
  • -------------------------------------------
  • tie up - they are close
  • invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
  • clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
  • -------------------------------------------
  • painted - more paint
  • vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
  • cartoon - bouncie
  • mammaries. - milk me
  • -------------------------------------------
  • cold - goose bumps all over
  • oiled - very well lubricated
  • and close up. - zoom
  • -------------------------------------------
  • launder - washer #14
  • pants - somebody lost her pants
  • in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
  • -------------------------------------------
  • note: - she loves me
  • grapes - hungry?
  • are thirsty. - thirsty?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • spring - take a break
  • cops - on the beat
  • frenching. - old french people
  • -------------------------------------------
  • blow - is that real?
  • real - sounds like an onion article
  • hard, - flexible dude
  • Dracula. - bite me
  • -------------------------------------------
  • bad - who will discipline these girls?
  • unix - any Windows girls?
  • chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things
  • -------------------------------------------
  • spectacular, - this is a Seinfeld reference
  • 1000's - you could get lost here for a long time
  • are distorted. - super-duper skinny, and more (thanks to Nef)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • freakish - pics are bizarre (thanks to DarklordJonnyDigital)
  • hacker chicks - where are the hacking chicks?
  • showering - she normally showers naked, but not for you
  • tennis - this is what you would expect
  • -------------------------------------------
  • lighting - interesting use of light (thanks to yarbo)
  • guide - meet some girls. do it!
  • to wallpaper - i don't like the wallpaper
  • butts. - gaze, look, and stare at the butts.
  • -------------------------------------------
  • nice day - nicer days for all (thanks to puck01)
  • for mosaicked - big boobies from tiny boobies (thanks to Zerelli)
  • freckles. - see the freckles?
  • -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1328) $$$$$exyGal (+135)
1207) CleverNickName (+16)
1128) CmdrTaco (+8)
753) John Carmack (+6)
726) Bruce Perens (+2)
545) ekrout (+0)
454) FortKnox (+2)
357) hemos (+1)
308) SlashChick (+15)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Lighting guide to wallpaper butts. 39

All of the links below have been carefully selected for all of my slashdot fans. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy? ;-)

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------
  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
  • -------------------------------------------
  • goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
  • name - they ignore $'s
  • use - good posing
  • is blocked. - censorship
  • -------------------------------------------
  • tie up - they are close
  • invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
  • clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
  • -------------------------------------------
  • painted - more paint
  • vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
  • cartoon - bouncie
  • mammaries. - milk me
  • -------------------------------------------
  • cold - goose bumps all over
  • oiled - very well lubricated
  • and close up. - zoom
  • -------------------------------------------
  • launder - washer #14
  • pants - somebody lost her pants
  • in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
  • -------------------------------------------
  • note: - she loves me
  • grapes - hungry?
  • are thirsty. - thirsty?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • spring - take a break
  • cops - on the beat
  • frenching. - old french people
  • -------------------------------------------
  • blow - is that real?
  • real - sounds like an onion article
  • hard, - flexible dude
  • Dracula. - bite me
  • -------------------------------------------
  • bad - who will discipline these girls?
  • unix - any Windows girls?
  • chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things
  • -------------------------------------------
  • spectacular, - this is a Seinfeld reference
  • 1000's - you could get lost here for a long time
  • are distorted. - super-duper skinny, and more (thanks to Nef)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • freakish - pics are bizarre (thanks to DarklordJonnyDigital)
  • hacker chicks - where are the hacking chicks?
  • showering - she normally showers naked, but not for you
  • tennis - this is what you would expect
  • -------------------------------------------
  • lighting - interesting use of light (thanks to yarbo)
  • guide - meet some girls. do it!
  • to wallpaper - i don't like the wallpaper
  • butts. - gaze, look, and stare at the butts.
  • -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1193) $$$$$exyGal (+160)
1191) CleverNickName (+11)
1120) CmdrTaco (+0)
747) John Carmack (+4)
724) Bruce Perens (+5)
545) ekrout (-1)
452) FortKnox (+1)
356) hemos (+0)
293) SlashChick (+1)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Trackback Trolling 1

You're familiar with MoveableType, yes? Well they have this little thing called a trackback. I propose, and it's most likely been well worn by now:
Trackback Trolling.

Let's say I write a highly inflamatory post: like this. Note that I did not write this. But I see its potential for highly inflamed responses.

With my highly inflamatory post, I go on a trackback finding spree, looking for exactly the type of people with blogs likely to be offended by my writings. So I go to Daypop.com and search for something, find a few blogs.

I craft an offensive excerpt for my post that will ensure 100% offense to the readers and author.

Then, I grab their trackback pings for specific posts, paste them into my MT post and send off a shitload of trackbacks, along with my coarse excerpt. You can also just link to other MT blogs and have the TB generated automagically too.

Trackback trolling. What an idea. Few use trackbacks regularly, except the A-list bloggers that are party to selfsuck sessions with each other. In the general blog world, they're not too common -- hence the massive impact this has.

Folks, you heard it here first.

Due note, careful reader, that deleting a trackback is not particularly easy to do. If I sent a profane fucking spew in the form of a trackback to another blog, it's not easy for victim of said profane fucking spew to remove that trackback.

It's possible to delete them, but rather a pain. One must enter the database and manually delete that trackback from the table.

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