Google cannot keep fighting Microsoft/Apple/US DOJ/China/Evil at once and win.
Yes they can. They're GOOGLE!
To be a smart ass...
Don't feel bad. You're just following the trend in this thread.
If it was up to me to do things I enjoy, I would probably play WOW, eat pizza and masturbate all day long. Happy now?
You have no imagination.
The person who's taking you to lunch has no intention of paying.