I wonder why this guy isn't swimming with the fishes yet...

Way to circumcise my freedom that was ruled in court Apple...

So you're saying these monkeys have gone through a primal Great Depression too? We should totally start watching what they do to rebuild society.

Being a victim of insomnia, I am really hating on the people that get a good nights rest AND have better IQ's. Basically their telling me that just because I don't sleep, that I'm an idiot. Well, I'll have you know sir, that I made a 3 on my AP Language Arts Test. And that's without falling asleep on the reading portion...

Great way to whip out the high enterprise penis Intel.

This shows that Obama was wrong when he stated that these documents were meaningless and of no use. Contradiction in the Govt. is never a good thing. Now Obama has to withdraw what he said or else the people of the United States will come at him with knives and pitchforks.

So what if for some reason, I just decide to start to think about some pornographic material in public? Will that trigger the reaction that usually comes with this kind of thought?

Being the big video game fan that I am, I can't help the fact that most of the stories of bravery and single handedly owning opposing forces is just non sense. Makes me think that the veterans that were searched for still turn everything into a hyperbole so that they can get the maximum fictional action possible while making it seem plausible. Either way, it makes the games better none the less. The depiction of the mass murder of the crowd of people when Modern Warfare 2 came out was one example. It's hard to believe that a group of 4 guys armed with machine guns can actually do it without out any sort of retaliation from either the crowd or the mall cops that coincidentally have such horrible aim? Exageration is nice, but not in hot situations.

I'm waiting for this testing to move into the human phases where they force us men to do the nasty, again forcibly, with other beautiful women. Disproving infinity while getting some seems like a proper incentive.

If you were going to show off any type of "first", then wouldn't it be probable to use a widely used medium like, I don't know, something that isn't silverlight? Even Flash is better alternative audience wise. I'm logging on to my linux partition to make fun of this on my distro's forums...

More things to brag to my friends about. My e-penis will be massive by the time it comes out.

When I read it, I thought of the dog having a massive penis. Oh well, guess it's off to the internet to get my fix...

When it comes to rendering my architecture visualizations, many cores make a big difference. Ever since Autodesk (finally) allowed Revit Architecture make use of more than 4 cores, my 6 core AMD couldn't be happier. It also makes render farms that less expensive for render farm capable software like 3D Studio Max.

Motorola has jumped the bandwagon to make a clear flaw on a phone to garner attention. My hat is off to Apple for starting the trend.

What if we eat said depressing shrimp? Will that in turn make us depressed as well? In that case, lets give some to the BP CEO so he can actually start feeling the pain of what he's killing.