Just as long as.... as unleashing Clippy on the world is deemed a war crime.

Daesh 1-20 were already taken. What are we talking about again?

Are you telling me that the RIAA and the MPAA are just a bunch of dicks???? Well here is how we fight back:

Movie tickets for 2 ... $20
Snacks for 2 ... $25
Quality of the reboot movie cause that is all they do anymore ... regrettable
The bedbugs you bring home ... priceless ( to the bedbugs )

RIAA and MPAA should go after people illegally copying bedbugs while attending their movies.

without some director whipping out a credit card and throwing a party...

More like the market stopped buying it... at least to the point where it isn't worth supporting it. Let's be honest M$ isn't known for saying no to good money.

I tend to believe the people who bring evidence versus the people who religiously refuse to look at it.

Now I'll know from the tarmac the exact moment my luggage hits the river!

Your cable DVR uses voice commands for that stuff... You just call Comcast on your phone, press 0, then just keep saying "Duke basketball game" until it appears on your TV.

Google will still make you pay to compete for ranking for your trademarks unless you successfully sue them. Why drink this koolaid unless Google is going to stop profiting off of trademark infringement.

based on that twitter chat-bot that turned racist and trollish in a matter of hours? I have been looking for a way to UTF-TRUMP encode my documents!

I think someone needs a hug.

Google is a snorky dingle dong with the face of a butt.

Sure. Why not.

I made legendary jihadist in 12 rounds! I dare you to beat my high score!

"the first person to live to the age of 200 has already been born. I believe I am that person."

bonus points if you name the show!