I want to eat CowboyMeal.

Not really, unless you nuke it from orbit.

1. Index the world's videos and images.
2. Index the world's fMRI patterns. <-- missing step for Google
3. Reconstruct any movie and image from our minds.
4. ???
5. Profit!!!

Joining Blood Vessels Without Sutures + Artificial Blood Vessels Created On a 3D Printer = WIN

I want my flying car already!

This "be a jerk" thing that the Pickup Scam Artist society advocates only work in the real world. I've tried this online with disastrous results. I think this needs to be combined with an effective body language to be successful. The self-effacing thing works, however, if much of your communication is done via e-mail, text, or old skool IRC and SMS. I got a 9 back in college by being self-effacing online, but it didn't really work out after we physically met. So, here's my proposed solution: be vulnerable online but be confident offline.

You need to travel, and find your true love in Asia. =)

Ads are OK. Without ads, we wouldn't be posting here in Slashdot in the first place. I think irrelevant ads are the problem.

Step 4: Invent a method for faster-than-light communication.

Hey voss,

Let's go steal some stuff from the grocery store tonight!

Big Bangs? Back in my day, we had to create entire universes out of nothing.

Answer: there is no Redbox DVD rental service in my location, you insensitive clod. :) The (legal) DVD stores in my location only sells old movies. The legal stores have actually reduced their price to match the price of an illegal DVD, but they still don't have the advantage of being able to sell the latest movies.

In the world of BSG, fracking is always a good thing.

It could potentially reduce the price of $15 billion worth of graphene to a single box of Terfoil cookies. Here, fixed that for you.

Just stick to Windows XP, and install Deep Freeze. (Software) damage caused from toying around or from virus infection will instantly be "healed" when the computer is powered off at the end of the day. This is a practical solution that would save you tons of headache.