Comment Re:mobile device forced to use beta site. Comments (Score 1) 279
wait don't go! have you tried MyCleanPC.. or maybe a https plugin for your mobile browser?
wait don't go! have you tried MyCleanPC.. or maybe a https plugin for your mobile browser?
Maybe they wanted to start a fanboi flamewar on a tech site for more Ad revenue?
Man I gotta get me one of those!
Try "Fuck and fuck the GOP/Tea Party" and I think you'd have a much better comment there.
Sorry.. it's late and I had a caffeinated beverage.
Mr. Bun: Morning.
Waitress: Morning.
Mr. Bun: What have you got, then?
Waitress: Well there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or lobster thermidor aux crevettes, with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.
Mrs. Bun: Have you got anything without spam in it?
Waitress: Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got MUCH spam in it.
Mrs. Bun: I don't want ANY spam.
Mr. Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?
Mrs. Bun: That's got spam in it!
Mr. Bun: Not as much as spam, egg, sausage and spam.
Mrs. Bun: Look, could I have egg, bacon, spam and sausage, without the spam.
Waitress: Uuuuuuggggh!
Mrs Bun: What d'you mean, uugggh! I don't like spam.
Vikings:
(singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam
(Brief shot of a Viking ship)
Waitress: Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
Mrs. Bun: Why not?
Waitress: No, it wouldn't be egg, bacon, spam and sausage, would it?
Mrs. Bun: I don't like spam!
Mr. Bun: Don't make a fuss, dear. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam
Vikings: (singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam
Mr. Bun:
Waitress: Baked beans are off.
Mr. Bun: Well can I have spam instead?
Waitress: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam?
Vikings: (still singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam
Mr. Bun: Yes.
Waitress: Arrggh!
Vikings:
Waitress: Shut up! Shut up!
(The Vikings shut up momentarily. Enter the Hungarian.)
Hungarian: Great boobies honeybun, my lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam
Vikings: (Singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam
(A policeman rushes in and bundles the Hungarian out.)
Hungarian: (As he leaves) My nipples explode
(Cut to an historian) Caption, super. "A HISTORIAN"
Historian: Another great Viking victory was at the Green Midget café at Bromley. Once again the Viking strategy was the same. They sailed from these fiords here, (indicating map with arrows on it) assembled at Trondheim and waited for the strong north-easterly winds to blow their oaken galleys to England whence they sailed on May 23rd. Once in Bromley they assembled at the Green Midget café and spam selecting a spam particular spam item from the spam menu would spam, spam, spam, spam, spam
Vikings: (singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, wonderful spam. Lovely spam, wonderful spam
wow.. hey.. do you use a Mac? You know if you got a PC, you too could use MyCleanPC.. all the hip kids are using it on their Android phones because the go to spammy sites in their default browsers instead of getting Firefox and that amazing https plugin
Please don't bring sports into this conversation, you'll scare the neckbeards.
Obviously it's the NSA's attempt at obscuring the news of this amazing new plugin for a browser on a phone...
you deserve so much sir.. but my pockets are void of mod points.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/o...
seriously... it's life altering
I'm sitting here staring at my Macbook Pro and crying... because I will never see the joys of using MyCleanPC... I am at a loss. Where have I gone wrong... whoa is me.
Replace the above comment with some drivel about Creationism and it will be just as useful.
i got nothing here.
The above commenter is quite serious about their software fanboi-ism it verges on the realm of being a Linux anti-microsoft zealot.
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