I've also posted this to Ask Slashdot in hopes I might get some answers.

The other day I needed to transfer some 100 meg of files from a Linux system to a Windows XP system. I thought of perhaps burning them on CD but I didn't see wasting a CD for a one-off transfer. The computers weren't networked, so that wasn't available. But I have a digital camera, I plugged the USB connector into the Windows XP box and I now had a 512 megabyte portable hard drive. I then unplugged it and plugged it into the Linux system and Lindows immedicately brought it up on the desktop, a performance even better than Windows since it only appears inside 'My Computer.'

But it kind of dawned on me that the format of the camera is the FAT32 file system from Windows 9X, that is recognized by both Windows and Linux. And I don't think there is anything else which will work as a hard drive format on all major PC operating systems.

Flash forward a few weeks, and for inexplicable reasons one of the Windows XP systems goes bad, the drive will not boot on XP and recovery doesn't work; I'll have to obtain recovery disks from the manufacturer which will take a few days. Well, in the mean time, I wanted to get access to a different drive in that machine, and I thought I could just pull that drive and mount it in another box, either Windows ME or Linux, only the partition is NTFS, the default for Windows XP. You can't use an NTFS partition under Windows ME or any earlier version not an NT derivative, nor is there write capability under any non-Microsoft operating system for NTFS.

There is also, as far as I know, no capacity to use EXT3 or ReiserFS on non-Linux (non-BSD etc.) operating systems.

So, let me ask, am I correct, if someone wants to have a hard drive they can move anywhere, or mount in a USB external drive carrier, the only type of drive format that is universal is the MS-DOS FAT32 file system, is this correct?

Or am I wrong, and there are freely available Ext3 or ReiserFS file system drivers for Windows systems or that they have created transparent NTFS read/write drivers for Linux and other systems?

P2Pnet has reported that Mary-Beth Peters, the Register of Copyrights spoke in a public hearing saying the extension of copyright was too long. From the article, it is reported she said, "We've certainly lengthened the term [of copyright] ... too long a term. I think it is too long. I think that was probably a big mistake..."

Note: This is a correction to my prior statement where I originaly said that she made the statement before Congress, but it was simply a public statement, it was not in a congressional hearing.

As noted in this article in Linux Insider , Fuzzy Zoeller is suing a Florida Company because apparently an article containing allegedly libelous information about the golf professional was posted to Wikipedia from an IP address assigned to their company. Zoeller, under a John Doe pseudonym (which was discovered by the Miami Herald), was suing the company where the posting apparently came from, because federal law gives Wikipedia immunity for postings made by its contributors. Whether the company can be held liable is also problematic.

In this article, the Sydney Morning Herald reports proposed changes to Australia's copyright laws could so lower the standard of proof in copyright infringement cases by making posession of a device which can infringe copyright even if you were unaware you were doing so to be a crime. Virtually any device that can easily reproduce copyrightable material, such as a camera cell phone, an iPod or any MP3 player which is used to, say, load tracks from a CD even if the CD was legally purchased, "would constitute an indictable offense" of criminal copyright infringement with huge fines (AU$65,000, almost exactly US$50,000) and jail time of up to 5 years. Wonder how long before this sort of stunt is tried here in the U.S., after all, as Ayn Rand said in "Atlas Shrugged", if you don't have enough conscript labor in jails, change the laws to make more people into criminals.

In a PDF of a motion filing, Google is requesting over $11,000 in attorneys fees from Gordon Roy Parker, also known as Ray Gordon, a Philadelphia alleged self-publisher of books, after his claims in a federal lawsuit (prior slashdot article here) arguing Google's indexing of web pages violated his copyright (among other claims), were determined to be totally lacking even the slightest scintilla of merit whatsoever. The points made in Google's brief may be helpful in the case of Debbie Foster who is trying to get attorneys fees for successfully defending a frivolous lawsuit by the RIAA. As Google's brief says, "A party is improperly motivated if he does not have a good faith intent to protect a valid copyright interest... or if his intent was to 'vex and harass the defendant.'" Google's argument here seems to fit very closely with the improper suits RIAA has filed or threatened to file unless paid off, against people who were totally innocent, and give further reasons to argue for award of attorneys fees to the defendant when they successfully defend a bogus copyright infringement charge.

May 21, 2005

Organic Milling Corporation
505 W Allen Avenue
San Dimas, CA 91773

To the reader of this letter:

I am writing you about your product, "Hi-Lo with Strawberries." I will give my own comments in a moment, but I thought I should include my brother's, as well.

He said I should say, "How could you make such an inferior product?" Or perhaps that was his comment, if so, I felt he was far too kind.

I am extremely upset by your product, so upset that I decided to write you about it. At first I thought the package had been contaminated by exposure or was expired and spoiled, but the package was unopened when my brother opened it to pour two bowls, and the legend "Best by Feb 21 06 04:27" appears at the top, implying it doesn't expire for several months. I have reason to doubt that.

The polite version of my comment was that I think the cardboard box it was packaged in would have been tastier than the cereal enclosed. I'd like to say I was sickened and disgusted by your product, but sickening and disgusting would be an improvement in your product's (nonexistent) quality.

[The following paragraph was removed from the letter]
What I really wanted to say was that your product tastes like shit. Actually, that's more likely than not insulting to shit, which probably does not taste as bad. Before I tried your product I would have to say that I have never tasted shit, but now I'm not so sure.

[The following replaced the above paragraph]
What I really wanted to say was that your product tastes like excrement. Actually, that's more likely than not insulting to excrement, which probably does not taste as bad. Before I tried your product I would have to say that I have never tasted excrement, but now I'm not so sure.

On the advice of my sister I have toned down the preceding paragraph, I originally used the typical vulgar 4-letter word in place of "excrement", you can guess which word it was.

I was really horrified by the crap you are selling. Now I understand why it was on sale at Safeway: people were not buying it in droves.

May I recommend you consider selling this product to prison authorities, for use in disciplining recalcitrant prisoners, in that just the threat of having to eat this stuff will probably make them behave. But that may not last for long, the minute some judge has to try this stuff he is going to rule that giving it to prisoners constitutes cruel and unusual punishment and declare the practice unconstitutional.

I never opened the other box, I was afraid to consider how bad the stuff without fruit would be. I'm thinking I should be afraid to even touch the box to either throw it away or take it back, contact with that alone might irreparably contaminate me.

I happen to love strawberries, and I used to think it's very hard to make a bad product with them included. Well, congratulations, you have just proven me wrong.

Your horrible product upset me so badly I just realized I forgot to take my medication this morning. I have the suspicion if someone were to claim that they were driven insane into committing crimes from the taste of your product, just one spoonful and no jury would convict.

I think I should say that they have failed to create obscenities adequate to describe the depths of depravity that your product represents. Well, consumption of this product will certainly encourage the development of new ones.

I think some people have said there are depths of hell reserved for the worst creatures who have inflicted some of the worst horrors on mankind. Nothing they could suffer could compare to eating your product. And if they were to try it, I suspect the victims of the genocide in Rwanda would consider eating your cereal worse than the horrors that they suffered. And some of them were tortured to death. But at least they didn't have to eat your cereal, so whatever they went through probably wasn't all that bad.

The only thing that was more sickening than wasting $10.00 on two boxes of this cereal was eating one bowl of it. I actually suffered through one bowl, my brother couldn't even finish one spoonful. I guess because I'm tougher than him, I drink an ounce of vinegar straight 3 times a day along with a teaspoon of molasses every morning. Let me tell you, I think molasses smells and tastes like coal tar but it's less distasteful than your product.

Rest assured, having wasted the money on this garbage, I shall endeavor never to buy another product from your company, and I shall encourage others to avoid your products like the plague that they are.

Sincerely,

Paul Robinson
"A computer programmer and Notary Public in and for the Commonwealth of Virginia, at large."

I noticed this morning that a number of sites, including Google and Slashdot were running extremely slow, or getting timeouts and dns resolve failures. Now, Court TV has reported that huge numbers of Bittorrent downloaders of copies of the latest Star Wars movie are overloading the Internet. Apparently, even over high-speed connections it will take hours and hours to retrieve the file. The MPAA's comments, as usual, are that this represents the end of the world rather than what it obviously is: a few real die-hard fans unwilling to wait for it to come out on DVD in 6 months. I mean, seriously, you have to want a movie really bad if you're willing to take 19 hours to download it.

According to this article from Reuters, a Federal Appeals Court in Washington, DC has struck down an attempt by the Federal Communications Commission to require makers of TV sets and other devices such as television recorders to honor a 'broadcast flag' which would allow a TV station to prohibit copying of its programs. This conceivably could have allowed a TV station to forbid you from recording a show in order to watch it at a different time. This means the FCC's attempt to allow the broadcast industry to dictate how consumers watch TV or use it has been thwarted for the moment.

According to this article in CNN, President Bush was apparently unaware of, and questioned the proposal to require all Americans to have passports even for travel to Canada or Mexico, despite the fact it was the very policy his administration proposed last week.

I was reading the references to Paul Graham's in the article "What you wish you'd known" and was learning a few things. Then I started reading some of his other articles and it made me come back to some things I hadn't thought about in years, if not decades.

I sometimes say that I know a little about programming, that I figure I'll get better at it as I have more practice, because I've only been doing it for 24 years. So I think I'll tell you a story about one event that got me thrown off the college computer system.

I was in junior college back in 1978 where I was taking computer programming classes. Long Beach City College in Long Beach, California had a Univac (now Unisys) 90/60 mainframe, a workalike for IBM's 360/370 series. It ran its own operating system called VS/9, and ran terminals as well as batch processing using punched cards.

One of the features of the assembler is the ability to issue commands to the loader by using the 'punch' command, which places instructions into the object file, so that you could, for example, tell it where a specific library was so you could load it, similar to the use of DLLs on Windows.

The command to do this was include followed by the name of the file to include. When you compile any program, it is stored in a temporary file called "*" (that's correct, it's name is asterisk. I don't think they supported wild cards for looking up file names then.)

So I got this idea, if you wrote an assembly language program, with the command
PUNCH 'INCLUDE *'
which, when compiled by the assembler, would store that in the file *, and if you then ran it by the command EXEC *, what would happen?

Well, I tried it. What happens is, when you do an EXEC *, it loads the binary file, notices it has an include statement, and attempts to load that, notices it has an include statement, and attempts to load that. It had unlimited includes. In essence, a practice called 'endless recursion,' or the effect you get visually when you hold two mirrors across from each other, the image runs on into infinity.

And that's exactly what putting an 'INCLUDE *' command inside of the * file does, it kept trying to include itself over and over and over until it ran out of memory. Then it would get an error trying to continue to do so, which ran a flag up on the system console. And it kept going, trying to load a recursive inclusion over and over.

There's also another problem. The EXEC function is a priveleged system to load programs; you can't kill it; terminating the task is ignored by EXEC until after the program is loaded. That means either you need to wait until it gets tired and quits (which may take hours), or you have to do a shutdown of the machine and restart it. I think they had to shutdown the machine. Well, the system manager got so upset he cancelled my account. (I had a long history of doing a lot of, shall we say, 'interesting stunts' on that machine; I found things out about it that were apparently not even well known to the people at Univac.)

It's rather interesting how someone who has no preconceived notions can discover things that even supposedly professionals didn't think of.

In the 1980s, when it was discovered that the wife of the leader of the free world was using an astrologer to chart her husband's political career, it was noted that the exact same practice was predicted by Robert A. Heinlein in his book, Stranger in a Strange Land, which was published more than a generation before the revelations about Nancy Reagan.

Robert Heinlein also showed how you can steal an election without anyone being the wiser: you use a computer system to count votes, where the computer system's integrity is trusted and there is no means to provide a reliable audit trail outside of the computer system.

He wrote about that in The Moon is a Harsh Mistress which was first published in 1966. And nearly 40 years later, (almost) nobody seems to have remembered yet another of the late, great Bob Heinlein's prophetic views.

Paul Robinson
"The lessons of history teach us - if the lessons of history teach us anything - that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us."

There is an article by DasBlonde criticising the issue of open-source licensing terms at this location.

Here is my response:

I'd like to comment on a number of points:

1. Free Redistribution: The software can be given as part of a package with other applications;

Not all third party applications require a license fee to redistribute therefore this does not "distinguish" open-source.

Many applications have, and in some cases might still, charge a fee for each run-time copy released, or over a certain number. I'm not talking about something like requiring the user to have, say, Access or Word to use a file, I'm talking about the case where someone compiles a program and is required to pay a licensing fee for each copy of the run-time system (that is compiled into their released application) that they release to their customers.

2. Source Code: The code must either be distributed with the software or easily accessible;

Great! So now our government IT departments will spend time writing code at the kernel level, and hopefully it won't introduce bugs to the system.

I do not know if you're intentionally raising straw men or simply do not understand the issue. The issue is not about people doing kernel-level device drivers, the issue is about access and transparency. When people have access to the exact same source code, they can see, with their own eyes, what is present and how it works, if they choose. They have the capacity to understand what is going on inside the system.

I found a bug in the installer for an open-source compiler once, when I noticed it was doing something wierd. I went and looked at the source to the installer, and discovered it was making a bad assumption regarding disk space. I was able not only to report the bug, but the exact line number in the source where the error was. All I would have been able to do in a closed-source application was note the misbehavior, I could have done nothing to help find it. This is free labor I donated to help improve the product.

3. Derived Works: The code can be altered and distributed by the new author under the same license conditions as the product on which it is based;

Right, and what's more, when those licenses are invalidated by all of the infringing patents that lurk, they get to violate those as well.

And you're saying that closed source programs are completely uninfringing of anyone else's patents? That there are never any possible patent infringement issues lurking in any closed source application?

Check out Microsoft's End User License Agreements. Not only do you have no ability to see anything inside the source code - unless you're a huge customer, and then all you might get is a 'view only' license and no means to make any changes - Microsoft will not stand behind you or grant you indemnification if their software infringes on patents issued to someone else. Their EULA specifically says that they make no promises that their software is non-infringing.

And I'd like to ask something else: How exactly do you think it was discovered that those potential patent infringements were there? Because people could examine the source and identify the points involved.

A number of software patents would probably be found to be invalid because they are trivial and/or fail to be non-obvious, but the examiner either didn't know that or couldn't prove it. The average patent examiner has less than 10 hours to look at a patent application and determine what it is doing and what it claims, and ask whether or not this is valid. And patents are written as legal statements, not as an algorithm, so deciphering them is not easy.

The problem here is with the broken and disfunctional patent scheme used in the U.S., not with open source.

4. Integrity of the author's source code: Derived works must not interfere with the original author's intent or work;

Terrific! So, correct me if I'm wrong, but basically does this mean that anyone who modifies source and gives it back to the community to share is on an honor system to "not interfere". And if someone fails to meet this requirement, are they sent to jail? Do they receive a good IM scolding? Will they lose all their network gaming friends?

It simply means that if you change the source you should indicate it is not the same as the original issued by the original author, out of common courtesy, so that if your code changes break something, people don't go back to the original author if they're using your changed version and inform him or her that their program is broken, when it's your change that is broken. Especially since the original author might either not know about the change (if you didn't pass it on to them) or might have decided not to use your change (if, they felt it was too buggy or the function was of too limited a scope to be generally useful other than in very limited cases.)

5. No discrimination against persons or groups;

This is an interesting bullet. So, do software vendors discriminate?

Some do or did; see the next item.

6. No discrimination against fields of endeavor: Distributed software cannot be restricted in who can use it based on their intent;

Again with the "discrimination" thing, but this is completely vague so I have nothing more to say here except: What on earth do you mean by this?

Some software back in the 1980s and later had restrictions such as not permitting it to be used in South Africa, or specifically prohibiting any police agency in South Africa from using it, generally because of disgust over apartheid.

While working to ban the practice may be a laudable goal, trying to do so through a software license is silly (because the person who put it in is unlikely to be able to enforce it, and those restricted by it are probably going to ignore it anyway for that reason.)

If you release a software package under that type of license, it means, for example, that you have to let abortion clinics and abortion protesters use it, no matter which side of the fence you're on on that or any other issue. (Somehow I feel I should toss something in here like I wish the baby murderers, and those who want to send women back to coat hangers, would leave the rest of us alone, but I don't want to sound strange because people would wonder how I could be against both sides, but sometimes I am strange, so I won't say it!)

8. License must not be specific to a product; Meaning that an operating system product cannot be restricted to be free only if used with another specific product;

Hey, free is free, however you get it free...who cares? Besides that, I have no idea how this comment really helps government IT.

Certain products from Microsoft are licensed only when used with Microsoft operating systems, and specifically prohibit use with non-Microsost operating systems or certain other software. This, in effect, is what is called a "tying clause" and in certain legal circles it is considered an unfair business practice.

9. License must not contaminate other software; and

Well, the term was "restrict" not contaminate...I guess this is intended to draw attention...and, well look there you have it. The point here was to ensure open-source software license didn't require other software shipped with it to be open-source. I don't know how other vendor's infringe on this... anyone else know?

It is also to prohibit an application from not allowing you to use other applications with it, so that neither a closed-source nor an open-source application or operating system can prohibit you from using any other software product, whether it be open or closed source.

10. License must be technology-neutral.

Meaning, you can use open-source software to build any type of software application your little heart desires. Yep, I can do that with other platforms as well.

Uh, in correspondence to #8, I believe that Microsoft Visual Studio specifically prohibits its use except on a Microsoft licensed Operating system. Or if not that, there is something else which I can't remember of the top of my head, but some of Microsoft's products specifically require in their license that you only use them with their operating system. Whether what the license meant was that you could only use them if you had a legitimately licensed copy of the operating system or that you could only use it with their operating system, I'm not sure, but the requirement was still there.

I've probably gone on too long as it is, and I have to stop because someone called me to do something, but there are some of the reasons behind why your comments are either misguided or incorrect, or simply arrogant and possibly unfair attacks on open source.

Paul Robinson

Neil Stevenson, in his weblog, argues that three people are most responsible for the development of the Linux system we all know and love: Linus Torvalds, Richard Stallman, and Bill Gates. And I don't think he's crazy.

Now, you might just ask how Bill Gates could in any way, shape or form, be responsible for the development of Linux, the "cancer" that is destroying software development (as his number 1 lieutenant Steve Ballmer puts it).

Well, it's like this: In order for Linus to develop the kernel that is Linux, he had to have the toolchain of compiler, editor and linker to be able to do this. These are the tools that were developed by, or indirectly caused to be developed, by Richard Stallman as a result of the creation of the Free Software Foundation. But, all these tools and even the kernel would have been worthless if all we had were very expensive, underpowered hardware such as was the original IBM-PC.

Now, what caused the PC to become much more powerful and less expensive? The commodity purchase of lots of them by lots of people in order to do all the different jobs they have to do. And what was the driving force for this? MS-DOS and later Windows.

If there hadn't been a relatively easy way to run programs on PCs, and ways to develop products that could run on all of them, the PC would still be an expensive product that few would own and it wouldn't be very powerful. And that was a result of having a standard operating system to work from.

So whether people want to admit it or not, if Microsoft had not developed software that made it possible for lots of computers to be sold, the price of computers would still be very high and Linux would be nothing but unrealized potential because very few could afford the hardware necessary to run a multi-tasking OS.

I posted a review on Amazon for the book "For Us, the Living" by Robert A. Heinlein. Here it is, with additional material not included (since it includes the blurb for the book on Amazon I don't have to explain the story in the review I posted) there, for those interested (probably nobody, but at least I tried.)

Heinlein's first book becomes Heinlein's last book as For Us, the Living was published now some 16 years after Heinlein died, and provides a very interesting preview of how Heinlein sees a world that changes in very radical and strange ways (not unlike our own.)

Many of the concepts Heinlein would use in his books would come back to haunt us whether we liked them or not. (His 1962 Stranger in a Strange Land's example of the wife of the leader of the world's use of an astrologer to plan political strategy predated by a generation the revelation of Nancy Reagan's repetition of this practice in her husband's political life.)

This book can be classified as a "Utopia," (a happy example of a society and how it operates) as opposed to some of the more dreary dystopias of an unpleasant future (such as Aldous Huxley's Brave New World, a future I fear our own society is heading more toward than the one predicted by Heinlein in this book.)

To give more information about the story for those who don't know about it, Perry Nelson is driving his automobile in 1936 when he has a blowout, skids over a cliff, and comes to in 2086. He is found by a lovely young woman named Diana who nurses him back to health and allows him to discover the new world 150 years after he supposedly died - and came back to life in her world - and how much has changed over 7 generations. Many of the concepts dealt with in this book are explored in other books Heinlein would write later, especially including Beyond This Horizon, which would borrow a great deal from the society envisioned in this book. Heinlein would later use the same idea of a man being stuck in a strange situation and assisted by a woman who helps him in the book Job, a Comedy of Errors.

There are some rather interesting predictions of a future that Heinlein could only guess at, from a world of such lower levels of technology than our own that even the automatic transmission in an automobile wouldn't be invented for ten years after he originally wrote this story.

The book's mention of a military attack via two aircraft on New York City in 2003 gave me an eerie flashback to a similar incident two years earlier in our own world.

His references to a more liberalized treatment by society of men and women and their personal relationships with one another has, to a much greater degree than probably could have been imagined then, become much closer to reality (although no where near as far as the book goes; on the other hand we still have more than 80 years to go before the events in the book take place, so there's always room for improvement.)

A number of ideas of his I find amazing and challenging (I thought I understood Fractional Reserve Banking as a concept until I read it here and realize there are details about it that probably most bankers don't even get), even if I find the potential for their implementation extremely unlikely (keeping the power to create money through fractionalized reserves in the government's hands as a way to eliminate income taxation and fund a system of public lifetime pensions for everyone instead of allowing banks to make money off of the process) is something that sounds like a great idea, but those who have a vested interest in the current system are not going to allow it.

It is said that the sexual connections between the characters is so racy that the book would have been unmailable when it was written back in the 1930s, and yet there is not so much as one word of description of any sex acts at all in this book. (I think the idea that people might actually have more than one lover at the same time, or might be able not to be jealous of whomever they are involved with, were too radical to be published for that time and age even if the practice even at that time was probably more common than was admitted.) Even today, the anger over the concept of persons of the same sex marrying (a concept this book doesn't come close to touching) has a number of people very upset.

I think that that, more than anything else, is the Achilles' Heel in the book's utopian future: it demands most people to stay the hell out of other people's private affairs when they aren't hurting anyone else. The scene where a couple, in the middle of a press conference, wanting a private moment with each other and one of them asking the reporters to treat it as such - and the press going along with this request - was a rather amazing incident which I find not very likely, given the standards of the media of today. With the overly large interest by the general public in having a say so - through laws prohibiting such conduct, or licensing it - in the matters of other people's private consentual sex acts, marriage, relationships, and living arrangements, it is hard to envision a free society such as the one contemplated by this book, where most people tend not to care how other people live their lives. (Too many people in their black hearts want to dictate how other people should live according to their standards, not those of the people involved.)

All in all, For Us, The Living is an amazing book that should make you think about your concepts of what our society considers important, how we relate to one another, how we manage to survive and provide for ourselves and our future, and perhaps how we could relate to one another if we chose to stay out of each other's personal, private business (in a general Libertarian point of view.)

On a scale of 1 to 5 I gave the book 5 stars.

Yesterday, August 3, my sister charmed a guy at a computer store into selling her a copy of DOOM 3 a day early from the release date. Oh boy! This is my story of trying to get it to work.

Our story begins last weekend when I purchased 512 MB of memory to upgrade my one-month old HP Pavillion A305W (2.8 ghz) from 256 MB to 768, since the minimum for DOOM 3 would be 384 and I might as well have a little slack if I'm going to upgrade anyway. (I remember having computers that didn't have that much disk space, let alone memory.) I decided to wait and see how my video card would stack up, figuring if I didn't like the results, I could always go buy a card if I had to. As I had only paid $350 for this machine (it was a remanufactured model and discounted) I felt paying $250 for a graphics card was a little extreme. But if I have to, I have to.

Flash forward to August 2, when I tell my sister - who owns every game console out there, PS, PS/2, XBox, GameCube, plus a Sony VAIO PC, that the game DOOM 3 is out, does she want me to get it? It's kind of a stupid question, but basically if she's going to buy it I don't want to buy a duplicate copy. So she tells me to go ahead.

Yesterday she calls me from her cell phone, she gets a guy she knows at a store to sell her a copy then, (a day ahead of the embargoed release date), so I don't need to buy it. She really did, my brother brings over the package, and I look at it.

I can't install it on my sister's computer. The computer was originally installed with Windows XP Home. But many of the games we have from the previous computer won't run on XP, so a few months ago I purchased a copy of Windows ME on eBay, backed up her copy of XP, wiped the drive (because they formatted the whole thing NTFS, which ME can't use) and reformatted most of it as VFAT, except I left some 9GB unused in case I might want to install a Linux partition later; so I can install XP along with ME because I've left plenty of space. Only problem is, we can't find the XP disks that came with her computer, nor can we find the backups. So what I'll do is install DOOM 3 on my computer and she can use it (I have a second spare computer I can use to do my work) when she wants to play until we can upgrade hers, as I left XP on my computer because everything I use works with it.

So I get the program and I install it. Three CDs. Okay, so start up the program. The startup routine runs, checks out my video card, which is an 80MB card, which seems to be okay, it tries some OpenGL primitives and some of them fail, so it informs me it has rejected my video card "Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin" ("You have been judged and found wanting" - Daniel 5:25)

Okay, looks like I'll have to buy a video card. Since I am upgrading her machine too, I'll just buy two and charge them to her! So, any way, I commit the number of her computer to memory and run over to Micro Center, and I get there at maybe 10 minutes before closing. I also need to buy memory for her computer because she only has 228 mb on hers. (It's probably 256 minus what it steals for video ram.)

Before I left I remembered that my machine, from seeing the inside, does not have an AGP slot, so I'll have to remember to buy a PCI card. I'll buy two of the same so I don't have to have two different installs.

I'm in the store. I can't remember the model number of my sister's computer, so I don't know what memory type it uses. Clerk is nice enough to try, he goes online to check, but can't figure it out, because Sony's Website lists over 20 different VAIO desktops and doesn't tell much about them.

I had told my sister I would call if I had a question. I use my cell phone to call home. I get the machine. I call her cell phone, it rings and rings and finally I get voice mail.

So I call back home and leave a really long message, hoping she'll hear and pick up. No soap.

So I ask the guy what's a card that will work with DOOM 3. Before I left on the 12 mile trip to go to that computer store, I thought I should take the box with me. But I forgot and left without it anyway. Since he's never seen the box, he doesn't know except what is recommended in the store circular: ATI Radeon 9800 PRO. So I buy them, take them home, unpack one, crack my box and go to install it. It won't fit.

I never even bothered to look at the package the clerk handed me. 256MB AGP card. The exact wrong type of video card.

I messed up. The one type of card that I can't use and I knew before I left to go get it that it would not work. But I didn't look and didn't think. Oh well, all I can do is go back tomorrow (which is now today) and buy the correct card.

I guess you could say that with forgetting the model of computer, forgetting that I must make sure I don't get an AGP card, and going so late I couldn't get back to the store on the same day, meant my attempt to play this game was Doomed (3) times to failure!

I'll end this little article here as my sister is chomping at the bit for me to get the correct equipment so she can play this game.