On teh upstart none will byable to hunderstand nethig publishd in their neway

What you're describing there is the Internet equivalent of living on dollar bags of fried food and complaining that you're fat.

The IRA used to do this so that they could target the security forces dealing with facilitating the evacuation and then the medical services coming to attend the blown to pieces security services.

For what it's worth (and it's totally pointless unless you're a fan of Microsoft's Solitaire), you can already run (http://atomicvindaloo.com/?p=324) Windows 3.1 on the N95 8GB