Office: "Hey whats the deal? Aren't you coming into work today?"

You: "Yeah I'm running a little late, one of my printer guys broke a leg."

Office: "What?"

You: "The guys that pilot the lego airship I use to print documents... one of them broke a leg. In fact it snapped clean off and flew quite a ways."

Office: "Maybe you should stay home today."

I kept reading cap as 'crap', it was much more entertaining.

Using it in place of a missing couch leg?

The only "spice" you'll get from me is a 'usage' summary if you pass args incorrectly.

If the script is interactive I will woo you with such things as vague prompts when input is required.

Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm.

Well, ya know,,, money.

...is get into computers and be interested in them from a young age and nobody will question you and think you're cheating when you know what the write protect tabs on floppies do and understand the concept that everything is a file. At this point you will probably have a job doing computer support and service/repair. You can save up the money earned at your job so that you and get a degree so you can get a job in computer support and service/repair when you're done with the two year program for computer support, service/repair.