Comment Re:BRILLIANT IDEA (Score -1, Troll) 189
Yeah. And when you steal my car make sure you let me drive it once every other week. Thanks.
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Comment How Soon Before Slashdot Goes Into Space (Score 1) 189
So would the correct term for them be austronauts?
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Comment Humans Next Target? (Score 1) 398
How soon before these flies start dive bombing humans and laying their maggot eggs in human heads? Sounds like reality is about to turn into a bad X-Files episode.
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Comment Crash (Score -1) 68
Great. Now I can crash Windows just by looking at it.
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Comment Re:I have the fail-safe solution to these problems (Score 3, Funny) 233
This is going to hurt its blue book value though.
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Comment Re:lunacy (Score 5, Funny) 192
Maybe the Greeks are worried Google's van is a trojan horse.
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Comment Re:Coffee (Score 4, Funny) 500
Or make the wifi users eat McDonalds food. That'll kill them off quickly, freeing up all those valuable seats.
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Comment Could brain formatting be next? (Score 4, Funny) 132
What if airport security accidentally invokes brainscan with the --format flag? Also, does this mean brains are open source now?
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Introducing Classical Guitar Hero 221
Alex writes "I've just uploaded the video of a piece of classical electronic music I wrote for 2 Guitar Hero controllers and software (which I created). More information about this piece, its software, and the notation involved in playing it is at alexwroten.com/works.asp and alexwroten.com/excuses.html.
I just figured people might be interested in finding new ways to use their Guitar Hero mastery ... especially with the hot debate over whether or not it hinders people's musical instruction."
