After all that effort imagine his dissapointment when he rides it past a couple of hot chicks and they don't even notice (0:30).

>>She loves coupons and, hey, they save money when we shop for groceries.

My wife saved over $400 on a new fridge last week, the week before she saved $500 on furnature. She says she is saving for our retirement...

"If You're Going To Kill It, Open Source It"

then

"Nokia Outsources Symbian OS Work"

Perhaps a set of these bad boys would do the trick: http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/09/subwoofer_surround.html

>>He also managed to access three red-light cameras in a town in Texas, and while he didn't change any settings, he could have.

Oh, that kind of red-light, shame....

>>Rounds are going to be relatively expensive yes, but it's not as if you fire the thing full auto.

Hell yes, I'm gonna fire the thing on full auto.

I'm sure most level designers will ensure there are a reasonable number of ammo-backs lying around...

The first is out here.

>>they think they're just heading to a big warehouse in Arizona.

Ha ha ha ha.

Oh wait...

Too early...

I read that one wrong, sorry...

Hope its better than the last LOTR fan flick...

WHO let the pigs out? (Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink)
WHO let the pigs out? (Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink)

>>A torrent of innovative start-ups

Nice choice of words :-)

An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his carphone,

"honey", she says in a worried voice, "Be careful! There was a bit on the news just now, some lunitic is driving the wrong way down the motorway",

"It's worse than that!", he replies, "There are hundreds of them!"