That's preposterous!

Why would you want the Next Gen consoles? They explode every time the Enterprise gets fired on!

Clearly the star was going to go supernova and threaten the entire galaxy, so Ambassador Spock took one for the team by dropping some red matter into it...

How tight is it right now?

Aren't US American's what?

I think you mean "nauseated". Nauseous means that you make other people feel nausea... oh wait, never mind!

No, I think that was Yoda.

Decoded, the pattern spells out the message: "Haha, it's me, God, I existed along"

Really? Specifically Star Trek's Warp Drive is possible?

So does that mean some day interstellar travellers will be able to disinfect their computer systems of a cheese virus by using the warp field to heat the ship? And we'll be able to travel through time by using it to fly around the sun? And rerouting Warp power through the deflector dish will be used to solve any problem?

That sounds like too much trouble... you'd have to coax it down to ground level just to put it on.

They can't shut it down, my site is still under construction!

If you've never watched the later Trek series then you won't have encountered this, but in Voyager, and Enterprise (substitute "hull plating" for "shields"), "action" scenes consist of:

Bridge shakes, console explodes.

Ensign X says "Captain! Shields down to 80%", shot of captain looking worried.

External shot of ship being attacked by aliens.

Bridge shakes, console explodes, "Shields down to 60%", repeat until:

[the captain delivers a speech to the aliens on how we are Not So Different|a member of the enemy crew with a Heart of Gold sees the light and betrays his evil commander|they reroute the impulse engines through the EPS conduits to generate a polaron pulse in the main deflector dish] to end the battle.

BUT recall that methane has 20x the greenhouse gas potential of CO2, and I know some people who convert ethanol to methane at a disturbing rate.

Haven't you heard? Real SciFi fans use SyFy as shorthand! It's all the rage!

If only they had added a second server inside it too...