If that were to happen, many universities would immediately raise tuition by $X.

It was this comic.

Not to worry, your ISP is ready to provide Online Gaming Internets for only an additional $19.99 per month!

For every person they actually take to court, they get several hundred out-of-court settlements.

Google Translate isn't exactly flawless.

Yes, it is. There's a proof of this in the summary.

Most people don't have smartphones.

If your job can be done from your car, then it can also be done from your home.

If the patent system in the US weren't horribly broken, then he could have both.

If you keep your right hand on your mouse, then typing "sd" requires less hand movement. (Especially if your left hand defaults to the WASD keys whenever you use a keyboard.)

But what is they have cruise control enabled? Clearly we should outlaw cruise control. Think of the children!

No, because those games are made by different companies. Parker Brothers has no incentive to get people to play Settlers of Catan, as they'd then lose a customer. Sony, on the other hand, gets a cut of every PS3 game sold, so it's in their best interest for them to transition their customers from buying one casual game per year to buying a new FPS every month.

To be fair, it probably costs a lot to connect your house to their network if you live >20 metres beneath the surface of the earth.

Thanks to how browsers handle SSL certificates, they don't need to get the signing key from a reputable CA, they just need to get one from any CA approved by your browser.

Thanks to some of the provisions in the USA PATRIOT Act, the FBI can send out a National Security Letter and force a CA to turn over their private key. It's unlikely that the CA would publicly disclose that their key had been compromised, as that would be bad for business.

It was uploaded to Reddit 12 hours ago; that's probably why it's just reaching Slashdot now.