I'm going on my Xmas vacation now, and won't be posting on /. until after the New Year. I'll be spending all of my time with my family and children, just as all good liberals do.

There are some people who are apparently so stupid, that they can't figure out what this is (for example, N3WBI3).

This will make it crystal clear. My freaks list is the opt-in list for the Ann Coulter (if she were a liberal) impressions. That's it. If you're in the list, you get them. If you're not in the list, you don't get them.

Yesterday was a good day. Some treasonous conservatives signed up for my opt-in abuse list. Welcome to all you homophobic war-mongering mean-spirited goosesteppers.

Policy updates:

These are effective immediately. Some have been effective for a while.

My new program of harassment and abuse has been a smashing success! At least two of my former foes have capitulated and changed their relationship to neutral to get me to stop! Or something like that. I am still amused by how irate these conservatives get when someone starts pointing out their lies in a manner reminiscient of Ann Coulter.

Remember, all conservatives are TRAITORS and LIARS. Ann Coulter would agree, if she were a liberal.

So, what's this all about?

First, I'm not really Uma Thurman. You already knew that.

Most of the time I use this account for posting messages that I think others will want to read. I am not a troll, just a guy who was tired of his other account.