Yeah, ole RG used to come over here and slap d_r around when he'd pull this crap. He's getting soft in his old age. Or maybe suicidal. I hope for the latter, myself.

When you got the web notification that the object of your desire posted a new JE, how badly did you cream your shorts?

And what would you be defending with a .50 cal machine gun?

Yourself and your property from a Grizzly Bear, for one. Even the mighty .308 may not be enough to do more than piss off a bear.

They're rare here in Wisconsin, but head west and they get more common.

Advocating those goofs is a troll is there ever was one.

RG is slashdot's resident REAL MURICAN, Y'ALL.

Sadly, he's as serious as a heart attack.

NOW FOE ME AGAIN RG. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

Yeah, it is stale around here.

It's making me consider another sabbatical from this dump.

I miss the "Circle" -- at least they could take a joke and role with it. Well... most of them. Some people were as much fun as watching paint dry... right, RG?

The cadence in your grammar makes it very, very obvious it is you, damn_registrars.

Let me give you a hint: You favor a set of abverbs.

planet boasts a ring system around 200 times larger than that of Saturn, the only planet in our solar system hosting a ring system of its own.

Jupiter, Uranus, and Neptune would like to have a word with you.

Planets with Rings

Go back to second grade, dumbass.

darn_registrars was mine, but damn_registrars is not.
How do you know I'm not lying? Well, I guess you don't, but I have, in the past, always claimed my sockpuppet / throwaway accounts.

d_r is his own special OCD masochistic little snowflake who uses AC accounts to call himself a girl.

Freud would have had a field day with this guy.

Re-read my post and try to respond instead of just repeating your talking point, skidmark.

Learn about guns, dumbass.
Learn what a Model 1911 is. Learn about how it has to be cocked and locked. Read gun threads and see how many people don't use the safeties...

Here's an analogous exercise you won't understand because you're an idiot:

Person A is killed in a car crash because they weren't wearing seatbelts. Had they been wearing seat belts, they would have been unscathed. Please explain how this is Chevrolet's fault.

(Never mind the person was driving a Ford.)

And by the way, damn_registrars, I know it's you. Log in, skidmark.

Yet no manufacturer ever attempts to incorporate them.

This statement is also provably false as Glock, Springfield, Beretta, Sig Sauer, and others have included trigger safeties, grip safeties, drop safeties, and other features.

GODDAMN, DR, LEARN TO GOOGLE ALREADY.

... oh, wait. I almost forgot. You want smitty (or me, or someone else) to smack you around and make you look like an idiot. You get off on it.

Never mind, my little OCD Masochist. Carry on.

There are no significant safety improvements on guns made today in comparison to ones made not long after the dawn of the 20th century.

Simple googling would teach you that you're completely wrong as usual.

Trigger safety, grip safety, drop safeties... just because some dorks on gun threads rant about the 1911 doesn't mean that development stopped.

just because an ac made you look like an idiot

Hasn't happened yet. Just because you claim it, doesn't make it so, my little OCD masochist.

What's really amusing is how obvious you're being, giving yourself away. What's sad is that you think it actually works.

Here's a novel idea: Why don't you have some of your sockpuppet accounts chime in? Haven't seen them in awhile... not since I pointed them all out.

If you keep? KEEP?

Let me know when you start, skidmark.