Except you can't use gets, because the subject of the sentence is you, not everyone else. It may be popularly used, but I'm pretty sure even in British English no one would ever say: "You gets out of bed."

Grammar error in summary too: "Google is apparently planning on rolling out 'high-quality news' to users who not actively searching for news." There should be an "are" after who, I believe.

You'll never have one show up on your head when you fall asleep if you sleep to the sounds of Stairway to Heaven.

you realize that most of the applications you use are actually constrained by something other than your CPU speed (probably memory bandwidth or hard drive write speed).

This is even more true, because if they have physical access you are in much closer proximity (probably) to that very same $5 wrench.

Also isn't an axiom of computer security that if someone can get physical access to your machine there is pretty much no software in the world that can stop them? Its all well and good to encrypt, but that won't help you if they remove the drive and have their beowulf cluster break your your RSA.

I thought the purpose (however misguided it may be) was to prevent people from uploading copyrighted songs/music videos and re-mixing them. So if I only use portions of the song that aren't in the first 30s I'm home free? That seems silly, the system must still be under refinement or is only there to stop the most blatant offenders.

There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza...

And this version is also intended only for emerging markets I believe. I highly doubt the US will even have such a version available.

More likely the plans have been shelved for only long enough to let the public outcry subside and for some other thing to take hold so they can be quietly rolled out under a different name and with slightly different wording.

Could this be Soil-ent Green Tomatoes?

ext-remely unlikely.

Actually materials like that are used in semiconductors all the time. Gallium-Arsenide is a popular doping material in fact. There is a lot more arsenic in your computer right now than you expect. As long as you're not eating it, everything is fine.

Clearly it would be best for everyone involved to have a shifting cycle of gravity, or be able to adjust it on a location by location basis for exercise/fun purposes.