About a month ago I finally got me a Wii and, being the impulse buyer I am, I got the Wii Fit Plus bundle that comes in black with a balance board. It was a great deal, but the more I use it the more I realize I should have just got the vanilla Wii and saved some money and a lot of frustration.
I did not have any particular expectations from this excercise tool and instead I just kind of relied on Nintendo to not f*ck this up. Well maybe I should have watched a few videos to realize how stupid this whole concept is for somebody like me who does get some normal excercise in his life, as opposed the intended demographic of this failure.
I mean is this thing intended for retards who never got off their ass until they bought a Wii? Am I really supposed to spend 5 minutes navigating thru the stupid menus just to get a minute of any excercise, then rinse and repeat? The only real excercise seems to be the jogging but then why not just put on my shoes and go take a jog outside, IRL? What am I missing here?
And am I supposed to take the whole 10 minutes of the excruciating body test again just to get my current body weight taken?
And am I really supposed to click A every single fricking time a sentence appears on the screen, interrupting any semblance of flow that's left in this game?
And how long should I overlook the inaccuracy of the board accessory?
And they are using BMI score, really?
Seriously, are the Japanese this retarted or are they just too genious because they actually sell this crap to Americans? Is this some WWII revenge in disguise or wh