They have been repurposed as the room where NDA terms and other negotiable items can be discussed freely.

Also this is the room where if you should decide to burn that one bridge you tell the tyrant to go f-- himself, and it will always have a Door That Can Be Slammed.

Really, every company should have one. Like a handicap parking spot

You can see where they actually come up with acronyms like FIREPLACE, which to a regular guy, should really be FIREPLACMZE, but like I said, I'm just a regular guy, not European or anything like that.

The Feds, for starters. The Trip Advisor, Michelin, Restaurant Guru, but we haven't heard from our brothers in the Middle East, they seem to have more pressing issues at the moment. Plus a former president that enjoyed a quick snack during his morning runs (RIP Phil Hartman)

Soon New Jersey will become a standard of measurement. First with journalists, followed by astronomers, and scientists, and eventually the rest of the world. English? Metric? But we know a couple guys might be able to convince you

Interesting, but I would like to check out what you mentioned. No, not the gay monkey porn ( for a friend, of course) thing but the device related stuff

I believe we are in the Anthrocalypse, but really Apocalypse is easier to say, and Apocalypso has a nicer ring to it

Maybe instead of a 'return to office' memo, rephrase it to something the coders can understand e.g. set your attribute from non display to bold or something

Well, feed it garbage, and you get all the other stuff as well. No, this does NOT make me want Clippy Reloaded or something retarded.

Apple? Core?

Bravo for being on topic as well

After they were treated to dinner, they were let go. Deficient in necessary expertise was overheard in the elevator. They had to cover the valet parking, among other things.

Massively? I'll just treat this as a huge typo. Seriously.

1. You don't get to pick which five.
2. When in doubt, see number 1.

He should now be referred to as El Adulto. I am of course speaking as an Ingles linguist, and an armchair scientist.

Remember that his brother Frank tried to assemble a creature out of inanimate body parts, and has been the subject of numerous films, even black and white ones.

Just click on the link. Oh wait, you have tentacles...sorry Eleventacles