Please, sir (I say "sir", and I apologise if you are a "ma'am", ma'am), but on behalf of all Canadians, I urge you to consider that it is "politeness, pleasantries, civility, and common courtesy" that you misinterpret as "rolling over".

We simply rush to the front and open the door for you, sir/ma'am.

I hope I haven't offended you in any way, and I apologise for taking your time.

Thank you, and all the best, Godspeed.

Indeed. I believe it was beta.slashdot.org

cheers,

So, your alarm works perfectly. Can you provide more details, you an' me gonna be rich...?

cheers,

How much rent does the basic tenant pay? Does a premium tenant get a cavity search? How does one become a basic tenant?

cheers,

ZING!!!!!

game.set.match

Seriously, where does this shit come from?

It's stomach-churning witnessing the decline of slashdot.

Hey, I had tons of fun already, just wading through your post, trying to decipher what you were attempting to elucidate, all the while navigating the typos like a mouse in a maze, hoping to be rewarded with a piece of cheese.

When all is said and done, I've decided to go hopping for a metrich sticker pric, and call it a day, but maybe not furlong.

cheers,

Excuse me?

That would be *you*, in before:

my reply to you (no name calling or anger there)

to which *you* replied:

So far, the score on the name-calling front is 2-0, in *your* favour. To which an AC (I'm thinkin' that you're thinkin' 'tis I) calls you a dick, which doesn't really stray from the truth, since you *are* up 2-0. to which you whimper:

Your newsletter? How do I subscribe?

Indeed, because your truth isn't anecdotal, and the rest of us just come here to waste time telling lies.

I've used foobar200 for 8.1 years, and I've managed to launch 4 nuclear missiles with it, had it send an elephant to the moon, and just used it yesterday to bake a cheesecake. I, too, have never had it crash, but there was a near miss once on an Antarctic cruise.

cheers,