Even worse, when you run out of photo cyan the shipping rates for a replacement cartridge make it almost not worth it.

Who is this "us" you are speaking about? I haven't been there and neither have you.

PS. In the unlikely event that you are Buzz Aldrin, please don't hit me.

Vanity plates are a very important social tool. They serve as a warning that the owner wastes his time caring about irrelevant stuff.

Welcome to Slashdot. Paywalls don't matter to us because reading the articles is frowned upon.

That doesn't stop us from bitching about them though.

So you are telling us to listen to Glee and Jonathan Coulton? You are a bad man. A bad bad man. Shame on you.

What if you're not really happy but only think you are? Would it matter?

You kind of need a line of sight to the sun for the strategy mentioned above to work.

So who is to blame for making Super 8 too long, boring and predictable?

As long as they don't create alternate universes time travel is fine. Anything else is just lazy writing.

More normal than normal is our motto!

Welcome to the human race. You'll find that like the majority of great apes, we are a social animal. Keeping track of your socioeconomic status is of prime importance for successfully navigating life within the tribe.
Good luck on you exciting life as a human.
~the management

PS. Don't fling poo, that's a chimp thing.

Everyone knows that the good are the first to go and parrots are minions of pure unadulterated evil.

Poaching is something that happens when one is discussing territory

Or eggs. Personally I prefer my employees fried with a slice of whole wheat bread on the side.

...unless you're on dueling pontoon boats pretending you're re-enacting naval battles...

I like the way you think.

I can tell that it's pointless to have a discussion with you until you stop being afraid of your own shadow.
Good luck with that.