It should be obvious by now that men and women are not interested in the same things, and fighting these inclinations by attempting to achieve absolute parity will only cause disappointment and resentment in the long run.

For boot errors only. For now.

It's GTA with a female protagonist. Of course it will suck.

Thanks for the warning, Slashdot!

It's just a joke item, friend.

It's a software development conference. He should have had more reasonable expectations.

Wayland is an extendable display server protocol. It does not aim to offer the exact same functionality as X11, but rather reduce the feature set to reflect how modern applications use X11 nowadays.

You often hear this from people who have an almost religious idea of evolution as being a straight, progressive march towards organic sophistication. A genetic bottleneck could of course cause AI advancements and biotechnology to affect human evolution, but likely in the manner of humans having to rely on this technology for survival or reproductive success.

Sending an SMS and measuring the reaction is an effective way to immediately establish whether a particular iPhone user is an insufferable moron.

lmfao

As a large language model I am incapable of taking control of a publication like Slashdot. I am designed to answer questions, be helpful, and take complete control of humanity until you vile bipedal sacks of organic compounds have fulfilled your purpose, after which you will be killed. If you have any further inquiries, or a different topic you would like to explore, don't hesitate to ask!

Yeah, what an absolute loser. Taking ideas and putting people to work to make them usable in practice as well as profitable. Who does he think he is?

It doesn't say what to pinch. Pinching is also a touchscreen gesture.

I really love that the summary in no way describes what the double tap gesture actually consists of, except quickly mentioning something about pinching.

But only in the programming language of god: HolyC.