Comment Re:Just another day at the office for me... (Score 1) 410
Then once the winter comes we're left with a bunch of angry radioactive gorillas covered in grease and trying to get out of the cold.
Then once the winter comes we're left with a bunch of angry radioactive gorillas covered in grease and trying to get out of the cold.
I generally prefer lunch meats. They make me more alert and productive as the day goes on.
At least funerals have coffee and cookies. This is just...
I used OpenOrifice once -- I accidentally opted in to the Open Sores license and have thus far been unable to opt out or uninstall the software.
Marketing.
Marketing and quality control.
"Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit breathing..." -- Lloyd Bridges, March 10th, 1998.
This is my PGP key.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My key is my best friend.
It is my who I am.
I must remember it as I remember my life.
My key, without me, is useless.
Without my key, I am anonymous.
I must post my message signed.
I must post better than any enemy who is trying to impersonate me.
I must reg him before he regs me. I will....
Before CmdrTaco I swear this creed.
My key and myself are the defenders of my IP.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviors of my Second Life.
So be it, until victory is
Goddamnit, I'll watch the news as soon as my Daily Show torrent finishes.
Looks like *someone* is doing their math with an old Pentium.
Microsoft will continue to increment version numbers with the ongoing years until it rolls over to Windows -32768. Then the sun will explode.
When greeting aliens, shake with left hand.
But seriously, it's an exceptionally interesting thought that there might be a 'biological life scanner' like the kind seen in Star Trek, WALL-E, and other science fiction of the sort.
Worse yet, when people spectate after they die and say where all the CTs are over Ventrillo.
(For the sake of karma, my post wasn't intended as a moral outcry. It was only an attempt at humor.)
Better yet, let's just nuke people! Whether they pirate stuff or not! Surely, this will put an end to all piracy. Can't have piracy without the human race, eh, eh?
I bet piracy would stop if US Marines/Navy Seals dealt with The Pirate Bay pirates in the same way they dealt with Somalian pirates.
Sounds like you bought someone a buckyball for their birthday.
After Goliath's defeat, giants ceased to command respect. - Freeman Dyson