Heck, you might already have a sweetie pie around.
Well, if he did, I hope he doesn't have any accidents around her with this thing. Then she'd be a rather crispy fritter.
allows small hungry outfits to eat their lunch
I don't think anyone wants to eat the "special" brownies that Hollywood execs eat right before making all this crap...
Technology is supposed to make out lives easier, not the other way around.
So easier lives aren't supposed to make technology?
Everything that can be invented has been invented. -- Charles Duell, Director of U.S. Patent Office, 1899