Comment Draw straws to test the suit.... (Score 1) 39
Repair instructions provided by Hal 9000.
Don't worry. It fires a warning shot every hour to let you know it's time to change the battery.
Be sure to turn off the auto-aiming function, located in the advanced settings menu, before putting your gun away.
What could possibly go wrong?
Hal 6000 trained her.
Windows Me was in between. And of course "Windows 98 Second Edition", which might win the "silliest name of a Windows version ever" award.
You probably forgot about "Bob"
I've noticed several design suggestions in your code.