What does this have to do with Occam's Razor?
Between 'someone got themselves a new pair of shoes' on one side and the whole mess that forms theist culture and worldviews on the other, which for some reasons still unknown to me leads to the spiriting away of packets in the name of god (?), I'd say the former is clearly the simpler theory.

A female one?

I noticed the same comment and it struck me as incredibly stupid.

I have my doubts about the drug thing. Why would people send their drugs in packages that look suspicious? Of course, if the post office only searches suspicious packages, all the drugs they'll find will be in suspicious packages, so mabye they feel like they are on the right track...

Now just because it is stupid, does not mean it can't be a real post office guideline.

All I can see is a plain white shoe.

What feature identifies it as 'atheist'?

Now repeat the experiment with labels saying things like

'porn'
'lots of money inside'
'this package contains: newest iPhone'

I'm really interested in the outcome.

New theory: people love atheist products, so they get snatched more often by the postman.

Something with good enough QA that you do not need to pray it keeps working.

I wonder why the site shuts down now, when it is finally the year of Linux on the desktop?

That would be called a bootloader.

Many OS-less plattforms have bootloaders.

The thing about them is, no matter what features the bootloader has, once it passes control, they are of no use to the loaded program (unless you do some adr jump magic... maybe).

If this was so easy, couldn't you call a 'friend' in the U.S. and make them mail you a copy?
There has got to be more to this than that.

free car!!!

And here I thought it was the xbox dashboard.
I remember getting that from TBP around the time.

goodness = (1 - p(random explosion))

I thought we were going for the 'put their talking heads in a jar' solution.

If you are old right now and do this thing, you might be one of the few out of your generation who has made these records available.
That should set you apart from the other 127 not so tech savvy grandpas and grandmas.

Being the most ancient entry in the digital family tree will surely draw you some attention. So grab the chance.

Us younger people will just be another record in between.

Isn't the judge, who's now apparently target of homoerotic advances due to being so awesome, an absolvent of the same line of education you seem to despise so much?