How soon until one doesn't feel guilty about throwing away a sheet?
Assuming constant cost of 3.30 USD? And they're available only in Japan? I'm guessing in six years. Three years if Sarah Palin gets elected in 2012.
Meh, why must "vegetarian" mean only plants
It doesn't. Even vegans get fungus. If you actually know someone that falls for that though, you might try yeast instead of mushrooms. That ought to really blow their minds.
Stick to smokeless tobacco (preferably snus, not American spitting (chewing) tobacco) instead. That won't make you stink, but you'll get your nicotine fix anyway.
I'm afraid you just don't understand. The act of smoking is as addictive as the nicotine.
The most promising thing I have ever seen are personal vaporizers. Unfortunately, the FDA, as well as a few countries, are losing their minds over them. (They do need regulation. They do not need FUD.) Those of my fellow smokers interested, I recommend this forum as the definitive resource.
So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of money? -- Ayn Rand