Only if they run Linux and can render Natalie Portman covered in hot grits faster than my imagination already does....woohoo!

I wouldn't be surprised if this fellow came to Toronto to drive my car to a norwegian wood, saying "you won't see me, I'm a no where man, if I needed someone in my life". But you can think for yourself, "what goes on - its all too much" Yet I say hey bulldog, its only a northern song I am singing here...

Usually for these loss of freedom stories, we get the bleated "If you aren't doing anything wrong you have nothing to be afraid of" response. Where is it? Wait, what's that I smell? Scared sheeple?

In related news, a major celebrity basically told the church he was sick of the lies and called the "church" morally reprehensible.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/the_big_picture/2009/10/paul-haggis-on-scientology-morally-reprehensible.html

Things are looking up!

IBM invented a storage device with infinite capacity, problem was seek times were forever!

"You have nothing to fear if you are doing nothing wrong" Yeah right... ...First they came for the communists, and I did not speak outâ"because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak outâ"because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak outâ"because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak outâ"because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for meâ"and there was no one left to speak out for me...

It should not be why he does not bank online, its should be why he is not allowed online. What a fool. Why don't we license people to be on the interwebs?

LOL - nicely done!

Would that include possible internment at a FEMA "camp"?

I have done topo map,aerial photo navigation with compasses in the bush, the only time I missed the mark was when I listened to someone else. Like mult-kilomoeter portages in the unknown and coming out dead center of a 50m wide bay on a lake I have never seen except on a map.

On the other hand, I had a college prof who taught survival courses, cause he could get totally lost crossing the road!

I did have a bit of trouble navigating on my first and only trip to Amsterdam, but I blame the coffee houses for that.

Guess Who played with Yes?

I second the vote on the Ontario Science Centre, though its been many a year since I visited it. I spent many days, maybe weeks there as a young teenager.

Is this going to be a stand-up film, sir, or another bug hunt?

I heard a "security focal" in a large helpdesk group once tell us that mp3 files were "illegal" and anyone caught with them would be charged and fired.