All the arguments for gay marriage are transferable to polygamous marriage
I see nothing inherently wrong with polygamy. Complicated, commonly embraced by cultures that use it as a form of oppression, but it's not wrong in and of itself.
and marriage to physical objects.
Well, that's the stupidest fucking thing I've heard today. It's not noon yet, so there's plenty of time for a challenger to take the crown. Let's see how the day goes.
I hope that sign is in Braille !
No, it's in English, the language of Her Majesty's United Kingdom! And if you don't like it, you can go back to where you came from!
Get hold of portable property. -- Charles Dickens, "Great Expectations"