Then why are my logs full of brute force attempts on the ssh and mail servers every day of the week?

Where's the fun in that?

The canonical PC monitor is supposed to have square pixels (unlike old TV sets which have pixels elongated vertically.) Unfortunately, some LCD's don't follow this standard. You could try a different monitor, maybe you have a different panel type lying around.

Wouldn't that loosely describe any 911 system receiving location information from your cell phone? That's a hugely obvious chunk of prior art.

Use one of those new high-power blue lasers for it, and make sure to put someone you don't like in the holographic scanning space.

My first thought was that this might be tied in with the Pioneer Anomaly.

Rate of deflation would be a serious issue, with normal tire valves it takes a number of seconds to drop enough pressure to deform the tire shape significantly. Any time-critical response pattern isn't going to function well without a larger diameter valve.

But that's just a naive consideration of the system. If you could actually do this, you'd obviate the need for a cambered tire, as you would drive with a bulge on the bottom of your tire, with very little friction. Some people actually (in current RL) adjust their own tires low or high (in pressure) in order to increase their full efficiency or increase their turning control (you have to remember that friction also changes as a result of tire rotational speed, so some people swear that slight under-inflation increases the tire grip at higher speeds.)

However, your control system would also have to detect turns, and deflate the tire when going through a turn, perhaps by an apparatus connected to the steering system? Because turning ability is a direct function of available friction, akin to braking.

I'd take this whole thing with a grain of salt. It seems like a pipe dream to me. Maybe if the system had adjustable camber, this would be workable.

You'd do an assignment in an if statement or loop condition check if you may need to update variables at the start of each loop, but may terminate the loop at odd places (via next), and don't wish to write the assignment code multiple times. The if statement syntax is explicitly designed around this optimization (incrementing the conditional variable in the if statement, not in the loop body.)