Assuming that you want to do the remote thing with SSH as suggested above (and not actually sit down at each desk), you might find the "Tips and Tricks" section here interesting: http://www.gentoo.org/news/en/gmn/20080930-newsletter.xml

I beg to differ. That myth has been perpetuated "forever", and it's always "10 years into the future". It was 10 years left 10 years ago, and it will be 10 years still in "10-20 years, your lifetime". If oil prices hadn't been at the low they are, I'd say that the myth is even deliberately upheld by oil companies to increase oil price. "We will run out of oil soon!" is at best, a grave simplification, and at it's worst, a direct lie. Google it, and at the very least you will get a more nuanced picture than "10-20" years. Or read, "The Next Millionaires", and you will get a completely different picture. (Of economics in general, compared to what I was taught in school atleast)

I didn't give a crap about the story, but yes, the Rhinoceros made me laugh out loud :D