Comment I'll be sure to rip some copyrighted content... (Score 1) 256
and distribute it to all my friends!
and distribute it to all my friends!
Always use the letters i,j,k, and l as loop counters! These were always automatically typed as ints by the Fortran compiler back in 1965. It's a tradition worth keeping.
Death to Hungarian notation! In fact, Death to any capital letters at all in variable names!
It's not up to a junior programmer to be requesting new features. STFU and get back to work!
If it ain't broke don't "fix" it. Documentation is ALWAYS out of date.
Someone mod this up to funny!
Temp tables can also make queries run faster especially when confronted with a single three pages long SQL statement.
Anyone who relies on the absolute accuracy of obsolete diagrams for system maintenance is an idiot. Early on in my career I decided not to work on maintenance projects. I either talked management into total re-writes or just worked on brand new apps. I got rich doing it. Sweating/complaining about co-workers skills is a waste of time and can be detrimental to your career.
If you aren't good enough politically or technically to always work on new stuff maybe you should think about changing careers.
you fail to understand the meaning of meaning itself
Ah, just as I supposed, a filthy Hindu then.
Apparently neither do you.
I've back tracked on exactly nothing. Go back to China or Bangladesh or whichever hell-hole you crawled out of with your fake degree.
It's English with a capital "E." And questioning the "rules" is what we rulers do.
I never intended that sentence to literally mean that people generally "wore" a smartphone.
And yet that's what you wrote. You also misused the word grammar. You are obviously not a native speaker. Get The Fuck Out you dirty wog.
Ah, it looks like I'm the one who hit a politically correct nerve in your brainwashed skull. If you think not understanding the meaning of words is a mere grammar error then you should get on the first plane back to wherever you came from.
"You pointed out a grammatical error caused by a mistranslation."
Jesus, you don't even know what the word "grammar" even means.
"Mistranslation?" Go back to India you fucking wog!
I defended what I meant, not my grammatical mistake.
Your mistake was not grammatical. It was an error of fact.
Does your boss know you are spending time flaming and trying to defend your own idiocy on Slashdot?
Get back to work!
"Experience has proved that some people indeed know everything." -- Russell Baker
