Comment Re:Lol, Apple fanboys, they remain funny (Score 1) 300
I generally find fandroids less amusing because (on Slashdot at least) their energies seem equally driven by the same consumer devices but with irrational negativity.
Apple's greatest innovations are much the same as Microsoft's
Even if we take that statement on face value, without Apple's "extreme marketing" the current market for tablets (and arguably consumer-targeted smartphones) would not exist. Innovation that refines a product category and creates the market for it to be sold? That's not something to be derided.
I really hope B&N fucks Apple's patent portfolio for good.
Er, how's that? I'm not aware of the patent dispute between Apple and B&N. Can you provide some insight? (Unless this is just blind fandroid rage and you've somehow managed to confuse Microsoft and Apple...)
If you'd started disciplining him when he as a toddler, then you wouldn't be dealing with a little monster that bites himself whenever you assert your authority in the slightest bit.
He IS a toddler. Any other useful suggestions? If not, just keep trolling anonymously.
Mod me down all you want, but everyone knows it's fucking true.
We can't mod you down, because you were too scared to make these comments under an accountable ID. I'll take your suggestions of discipline and punishment on board, but considering my son will react to stress and confusion by biting his own arm until he draws blood, I may have to take a bat to him to get your message across...
Since Steve Jobs died I cannot bear to see anyone use an iphone irreverently, what I did was a tribute to his memory.
This tweet was quoted in TFA. To be fair, he's quite funny when he wants to be - so "talentless" seems a harsh assessment.
It's yet another advert for Apple passing as a story.
I don't think so. Where's the pro-Apple angle? I must have missed these endorsements:
Apple - the paparazzi's choice. Protecting your privacy, while you invade someone else's...
Russell Brand, England's premier comedian, says "I only throw Apple phones, no other manufacturer's phones are weighted for the same distance and accuracy".
The iPhone - with an 18 month contract, it's a steal. (Off contract, it's a felony...)
Why is this a question?
Because this is an answer.
An authority is a person who can tell you more about something than you really care to know.