Like this?

I thought I wanted something like that - but in the end I went for a Garmin Foretrex 101 and a solar AAA battery charger.

It also has mini pci-e slots on the in side as well.

Excellent. Oh, hang on, I thought you said it had mince pie slots.

This is pilot error not a ridiculous software bug.

If you wanted them to see the same pages as you why didn't you send the document in some sort of Portable Document Format?

140 characters shouldn't be too much of a problem to get the nuances of an important news item across.

If they need more they can always use tweetdoubler.

Don't forget the British use feet for aviation

And I thought we used wings...

it's impressive that little Kylie is able to transfer a snapshot of her pet fish from her camera to a PC, color-correct it, and e-mail it to her family

Actually, we don't see her do any of these things. The advert is so full of jump cuts and close-ups [*], that the only thing we see the child actually do is plug in a USB cable (the fiddly end of which is already suspiciously plugged into the camera before she starts).

Although, I'm not saying that in itself isn't impressive, given that USB was designed in such a way that the most common USB plug is symmetrical and fits in the socket (to a limited extent) the wrong way up.

[*] At least the version on YouTube is - like I'm going to install Silverlight.