Obviously, you're losing touch with popular culture. "Irony" applies to anything that is NOT ironic. See: Alanis Morisette.

Just like the word "literally" has come to mean "figuratively".

It's a world gone mad, I tell you!

Y'know, like... I didn't read the whole article or nothin' but, like... I gotta say that my best philosophical arguments happen while smoking hash, man. So, like... I don't know what this guy's got against hash, be it "one-way" or another but like... oh wait. I forgot what I was saying. Oh well... now where the hell did I put the Doritos?

Dude, it's worse than you think. There are many (HOT!) chicks who have expressed disinterest in guys who play MMORPGs in general because their ex was so into gaming that HE WOULD REJECT SEX in favor of playing a game!

Now, I can go for days playing games if I'm really trying to beat something, but MMORPGS are dangerous because they have no "end". Once a guy is so consumed in playing his game that he can reject a naked woman gyrating on his lap (LITERALLY), what else could possibly motivate or persuade him from changing? Fear of pain or death is about it, right?

Other than the obvious mint flavor, it would be comprised mostly of feces.

Thanks to this post, this torrent downloaded in less than a minute!

No, but we're talking about common decency. Sure, he doesn't HAVE to talk to someone, but seeing as they have guns and bulletproof vests, I'd be willing to make sure I'm in their favor by simply being a polite person.
A better response would have been, "Sure, no problem." Speak with them when you're done with your business, make sure there's no problems (e-mail yourself the photo if you can) and delete it if they ask. Not a huge deal.
Remember, it's always easier to be reasonable with people with guns than to be a smart-ass.

As in Lysergic Acid Diethylamide? As in friggin' LSD? In the AIR??? OK... considering that people traditionally ingest LSD and don't SMOKE it, that's some very interesting information. Sounds like someone's making a giant batch in Madrid/Barcelona!

Wait... so Pluto was called "Planet X" before it had a name, and it's no longer officially a planet?

So that means it used to be Planet X, but now it's an ex-planet!

I swear, the first couple games were so good, I figured they'd stay overlooked forever. When the third one came out, I thought that it would be the death knell for the whole franchise. But now... it might be around for a long time! Honestly, these are some of the best games ever created. Huzzah!

Yes, launch it like the decapitated head of Arnold Palmer!

Oh man, that picture is funny. Even as a fervent Libertarian and Ron Paul supporter, it's hilarious. I feel bad for the poor fella.

I live in Wisconsin, and I gotta say, this doesn't bother me at all. After all, 5% of $0 is still $0. I mean really, who pays for downloads these days?

On a more serious note, I think this is just fine. If your state has a sales tax, it should apply to all purchases, not excluding online purchases. Seeing as how commerce is quickly moving from brick-and-mortar stores to online shopping, I think it's only fair that the state get their cut.

Let me know when Joel is back. To me, MST3K just isn't right without Joel at the helm. This isn't a reunion unless he's involved. Heck, I've been waiting for an MST3K reunion ever since this "Mike" guy first showed up.

I don't know who "Dan Gadino" is, but that's an old Emo Philips joke. Credit where it's due.

Yeah, it's kind of a poor-man's version of the USS MAD Magazine.