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<quote><p>This is Emirates Airlines we're talking about. The people who charge $15,000 a ticket and give you a bed seat and an in-flight shower.</p></quote>
<p>I'm glad Delta doesn't have in flight showers. I'm sure I'd be crammed next to some jackass taking a shower and there's no way I'm not getting sprayed in those cramped quarters.</p></quote>
If American Airlines had showers, they'd be a kitchen sink sprayer and a paper napkin, and you'd have to stay seat-belted in next to the others in your row while you used it. To turn it on, you'd have to first watch a five minute sales pitch for their credit card.