Yeah, I tried their "combine your order, deliver on Amazon day, less deliveries!" option a few times when the date would be convenient. And had one too many times where they still sent separate boxes early. And, like you, had a box sitting out all day.

Our favorite Godwin reference had a rehearsal, too. Even went to prison afterwards where he had time to think. The second time around is when the government was corrupted, democracy subverted, and the hounds released.

Well played.

Are these the million monkeys I kept hearing about in philosophy class?

Well said.

Congress has been abrogating its responsibilities for decades, if not centuries, to the presidency. Many politicians and commentators, both liberal and conservative, have bemoaned the trends. Interestingly, when parties have both the presidency and the legislature (when something can actually been done about it), nothing changes.

Well put.

Well, the front fell off. https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM

No, they hire people who will convince other people to shoot themselves in the head.

If so, I can't imagine why
We've all got time enough to cry

That foxy Guy Lombardo beat me to it.

And thanks to YT's CC algorithms, we get to remember that famous line from the song about needing MST "to keep each Baltar's laid in rice until doggy you"

Well, who can argue with that logic?

Moonlight Savings Time?

...and Trump's playbook. Putin's too, now that I think about it.

Yes. The Pentagon Papers. Watergate. All The Presidents Men.

Journalism students from that point didn't want to report the news, they wanted to make the news.

Correct. It's not what they were researching and would have been a useless complication.