"The bombshell Freedom of Information haul includes reports on the DIA's research into the biological effects of UFO sightings on humans. And this includes burns, heart problems, sleep disturbances — and even bizarre occurrences such as "apparent abduction" and "unaccounted for pregnancy"."
Also revealed is an as-yet unknown classification system used by the U.S. government for categorizing the various types of paranormal encounters one may experience:
"One fascinating document included in an Acquisition Threat Support report, sets out how to categorise "anomalous behaviour" — with encounters with "ghosts, yetis, spirits, elves and other mythical/ legendary entities" classed as "AN3". Seeing a UFO with aliens on board would be "CE3"."
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