Not all degrees are created equal.

Isn't it called photosynthesis?

You should be a guest on Coast to Coast AM!

Absolutely nothing.

Reminds me of Dangerfield's classic line: "Hey everyone--we're all gonna get laid!"

All your papers are belong to us.

Where do you think your phone and laptop came from?

This sounds like you are either too lazy or not qualified for this job. My advice is to find someone who installs this kind of thing professionally. You aren't going to impress your boss or anyone else when this fucks up due to you half-assing it based off what someone from /. told you to do.

Missed opportunity. Windows 8 tried to tell users what they were supposed to want. 9 would be a good chance to give users what they actually want (hint: a usable desktop that 'just works' goes a long way)

I call it extortion. Can the federal government be prosecuted for racketeering?

Couldn't the CCl4 be resulting from radical chlorination in the upper atmosphere? There is certainly enough UV light available.

I've had two doctors' offices try to turn my account over to collections. Both times it was because there was a problem with the insurance billing. I have health insurance but it doesn't help me any if there's a problem at the point of data entry. If a billing code is wrong, insurance won't pay. Both times I called the doctors' offices, spoke with the business managers, and told them I wouldn't pay until insurance did. Insurance won't pay to collections, so it magically got fixed. I'm sure I'm not the only person this happens to.

Timothy edits with very low brain activity.

MBA's have the amazing ability to fit a lot of words into very little meaning.

My chemistry degree got me in as a process engineer in specialty chemicals manufacturing. My starting pay wasn't as high as an engineer's, but it was definitely more than what my friends with biology degrees were making. And after a few years of experience, I've caught up to the engineers in pay range.