Note: Damn, I only read in the end that you're supposed to provide everything electronically. Spoils half the fun. But the idea is the same - flood them with information that is exactly what they asked for, but completely useless. Also, a carton full of floppies could be considered "electronic"...
Hmm. It says:
You are required to produce all documents, records and data relating to, regarding, or referring to the folliwing:
[...]
Journals, documents, records and data stored by JSTOR;
Great! Download every document from there, print it out.
Means of access to JSTOR;
Print the source code of Firefox, Chromium, lynx, and a disassembly of IE (add in any other browsers you feel like).
Computer software capable of making repeated requests for documents, records and data from JSTOR;
Print out wget, curl, httrack, bash, gcc, glibc, python, ruby, whatever.
Add in articles, websites, manuals, reviews, blog posts, mailing list archives and whatever about all of these, as well as every Wikipedia article even remotely related to computers. Because, well, if you don't know how a transistor works, how can you even begin to understand how all this works?
In other words, hand them a literal truckload of paper. And not only have you complied with what they were asking of you, you've done your absolute best to give them all information you have or could procure pertaining to the case.
Problem solved.