Translation: "Back in high school, I was voted 'Most Likely to End Up in Supermax for Mailing Pipe Bombs.'"

Be sure to smile for the cameras when you do. You might land a spot in the next Borat sequel if Rudy Giuliani kicks the bucket.

I don't understand the appeal of Powerwalls myself -- wouldn't it be cheaper to just buy a couple of forklift batteries and an inverter? -- but I don't see how it's a 'daft idea.'

What drawbacks/weak points are you alluding to? Just the expense?

What did they expect would happen when they sold out to FB?

Fortunes that would shame the kings of Old Arabia.

Which they got. You can't shake the Devil's hand and then ghost him after the check clears.

How many has it actually won?

Do you believe that the quality of the reporting in this case deserves one?

Nepotism: like so many other sins, "It's OK if you're a Republican."

The usual reason is because the being has threatened you with eternal punishment if you don't kiss His ass.

It's all about "free will," you see.

JD Power's reliability ratings are useless. In their world, the roof blowing off the car at highway speed is ranked as the same kind of 'defect' as a dropped Bluetooth connection.

About 85% of Americans believe that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Really, the only surprising thing is how long it took unscrupulous secular entities to exploit this mother lode of moronhood.

Yes, you figured it out. We're scared of you because you put a con man in charge of nuclear weapons. What, did you think any sane person wouldn't admit that?

Trump voter, 2016: "Trump's great. He's not a politician. He tells it like it is!"

Trump voter, 2020: "Well, see, that's obviously not what he meant..."

Oops, no, wait, he wasn't even talking to Dr. Birx. It was some other unspecified "Deborah."

Had enough?

Its amazing how badly the media is twisting that quote.

Read this.

If you aren't deranged, you aren't paying attention.

Here's what you're carrying water for, by the way.

Just stop. Nobody's buying it.