On the back of old hardcopy. It's already been used so it's basically free and portable. You can rip off the piece you need and stuff it in your pocket or hand it to someone else and it's handier than any electronic gadget. You don't have to bring up the right ap first.

We have Humans on Slashdot???

Just glad I don't have to play those wage slave games anymore.

It says the end of the world, not your existence, so it'll probably go when the sun expands enough to have it for a nice crispy snack.

Like the Russian revolution was co-opted by the communists and the French by the montagnards, the information revolution has been hijacked by the megalomaniacs. Of course the fanboys and girls will still worship Jobs even if he sues them for using his products in some way he doesn't approve.

I am not employed not do I want to be.

Or just feed 'em to the Raptors!

They've already got all of my data so why give it to some other crook.

As one of the pre-teens reading comics during the late forties and early fifties (Including the horror stuff that was one of the things the busy-bodies complained about.) I think that foolishness alone proves congress has always been a pack of idiots unqualified to do anything but waste the peoples money on stupidity. The difference between the stuff published pre-code and afterward was obvious even to those of us with single digit ages. Even the mainstream things like Superman and Batman went to total dumb and boring while anything that might make you think was verboten. Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse were more intellectually challenging than the trash DC was putting out and the predecessor of Marvel mostly did terrible sci-fi hackery.

Use your sonic screwdriver of course. What kind of nerds are you??

The "Borg" face should be Steve Jobs. He's a full order of magnitude more assimilative than ol' Bill.

Really all of our national foundations seem to have been compromised by wiseguys who have figured out how to game the systems. Our legal system has become the weapon of choice for robbery by lawyers and our economy has been trashed by bankers and Wall-Streeters who have turned that system into a mega Rube Goldberg machine that nobody can figure out.

One should never pass an opportunity to bitch about the practices of megalomaniac companies like Apple and Microsoft.

Or "smart" phones either. What good is something with a screen that's too damn small to see anything.

The rest of the world will probably put the US into quarantine to avoid contamination by our lawyers. We don't have any money left to buy anything from them anyway and who needs a nation of moochers.