John Rivera writes: "I've been talking with some friends and we figure that someone, somewhere, has tried to have sex with their computers before. I'm a long time lurker of slashdot and it seems most logical to me that that person is here. Even if you haven't tried, where would you put your junk? Would it be raw components or some sort of perverted dongle attached to your USB drive? As for my thoughts: The only plausible place would be the hard drive bay, but even then.. you might lose something down there. What does slashdot think?"
If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had
lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.