tiktok writes: "It's that time of year again when we must be resolute and establish our new goals for the coming year. For many of us that translates into better eating habits, more exercise, and quitting a vice or two. But if you're a geek, well maybe you have some other goals in mind."
"I got everybody to pay up front...then I blew up their planet."
"Now why didn't I think of that?"
-- Post Bros. Comics