W33dz writes: "How much money is the Jesus phone really worth? With Apple's quarterly earnings due later today, the expectations are high for the maker of Macs and that fancy new gadget that can walk on water. The story is here, but you can get the earnings directly from Apple's investor relations site after 2200 GMT today."
Repel them. Repel them. Induce them to relinquish the spheroid.
- Indiana University fans' chant for their perennially bad football team