schklerg writes: Recent news has Donald Trump in a shouting match with Linus Torvalds regarding the sexuality of Steve Jobs. H1B workers strongly support the transexuality of Jobs in this regard, noting that there are 43 genders and stating it will lead to the year of the linux desktop. It is likely that Apple will convert its devices from Li-ion to nuclear power to offset the bad press. Julian Assange states he has a cache of emails they will post indicating the heavy influence of the Clinton family and China in this decision based upon data leaked by the NSA through Edward Snowden. Donald Trump has continued to tweet that this is fake news planted by the Mexicans.
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